Jaime: “Oh really, 11.5 carats of What!!!!…. Ursh is CRAZY!!!!!”

Tameka: Oooo, this new facelift is the bomb on me, only thing is, its hard to move my face, but im still HBIC!

Jamie thinking: facelift?? they should have just taken the face off!……I need a drink!

“NOW WHO IN THE HELL LET U IN MY PARTY?

Tameka:My dick is bigger than yours

Jaime: Bitch please u havve a dick but its not bigger than mines

Jamie: “Wow, you really do look like a man!”

Jamie : “Nope, Back-up…i am not firing my momma”

Jamie: Dang girl you finally got that mustache lined up. Shoot you used to have a mustache so hairy i thought you was usher’s brother.

“Daddy– what you doin’ here?”

Tameka: Hi Mr. Foxx, u kno usher wont be home tonight wanna come by so we could have an “Extravaganza”
Jamie: Look, i kno a nigga when i see one, and trick u aint foolin nobody. Next!

Jamie ssaying damn look at this itch i aint know usher swing like that he could’ve hollad at me

I like #78 but all ya’ll on point Usher has officially fell & bumped his head with this one. But on the other hand we all wish stars would fall for a ‘normal” looking person & I guess she’s it (But damn I still Look better than her LOL!!!!!)

“Get Your Damn Titty Off My Elbow… And What is that smell??? OLDSPICE?”

maybe she gives wonderfur #ead or lets him get it in the booty

Damn Girl! “You got it baaaaaaaaaad!”

Jamie Foxx: “Bitch please…. I wouldn’t f**k if you was the last man on earth…”

I really dont like to talk about people and I try to find the cuteness in people ……but omg..she really does look kinda manly..she is a very lucky lady to have Usher.

Jamie: Damn, what the hell is Usher thinking? He used to pull bad chicks. Damn I gotta hook my mans up.

Jamie (Damn this Bitch is the REAL Wanda)

jamie: Dont you know you cant leave the house without usher

NO…SERIOUSLY…BITCH PLEASE!

DANG SHOULD I TELL KELS AND USH WE’VE ALL BEEN MESSING WITH THE SAME GIRL?

OMG!!!….. DOES USHER NEED GLASSES?!!…… CAUSE YOU AINT CUTE……YOU LOOK LIKE FLAVOR FLAV IN DRAG….OH…..HELL…..NO!!!

GIRL…… TAKE THAT MASK OFF…… HOLLOWEEN IS OVER……………ISN’T IT???

YOU LOOK LIKE MY UNCLE BOOTSIE ……..BOOTSIE IS THAT YOU???

Get your saggy nuts out of my damn shot!

JAMIE: OMG WANDA IS THAT U? I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE LIVING IN COLOR, YOU LOOKED JUST AS FUCKED UP!

DAMN USHER LET IT BURN !!!

Tameka: You just mad ’cause my d**k is bigger than yours.
Jamie: Am not, bitch.

“Is that an Adam’s Apple or are you just happy to see me???”

BITCH THINK SHE CUTE……

“AYE, you kinda look like me.”

tameka “i’m only 33″
jamie “b u know u old as hell probably older then me”

or

tameka “how about getting together later”
jamie “do i like like ursher i want a younger woman”

or
Jamie thinking to himself “what the hell is usher smoking”

Oops. Forgot to add…Jamie said that in my caption

“You’ll never catch me messin wit THE SAME GIIIRRRLLLL”

“DAMN, this mirror make my chest look big”

Jamie: Hey Tameka, how much you bench?
Tameka: Only 315 lbs
Jamie: You serious?

Jamie: YOU SHO IS UGLY!!!

Jamie: Damn U Ugly!

Tameka: I Know, but my man thinks I’m pretty fine

Jamie: You’re getting a pre-nup?

Tameka: You Know it!

CAPTION: “DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!”

Jamie: Damn WTF was on Usher’s mind, when he picked up that!

Tameka:Jamie,stop frontin’ you know you want me.

Jamie: Hell’s NO!

#34 That was dat funniest!!! omg!

Jamie: i’ll be gotdamnit if these dranks aint sneaking up on my ass. is that gorilla-la-la-la?

“Yo Ush…..you skipped a confession bruh….”

Bitch….. you ain’t slick!

Tameka”…”Jamie baby… u wanna feel my balls… i mean my breasts”

Jamie: “BITCH!! IF U WONT GET YO ASS AWAY FROM ME..I knew u was a man!”

TOMeka: Hi Jamie.

Jamie: Sir, do I know you?

TOMeka: A-tee-hee…Quit playing Jamie. Its me Tomeka. Usher’s fiance.

Jamie: DIZZAMM, you hard to look at that a mofo.

“the rumors have finally been confirmed…..usher is as gay as down-south,home-made apple pie………..wait,thats a woman!”

ok,no,i love usher but he deserves this.i mean,we cant choose who people fall in love with but as sexy as usher is,this has got to be a publicity stunt for him to get more attention.he has got to be using this ugly mug to keep people talkin……i dont get it

Jamie asking Tameka if she has reveled to Usher that she is really a man

Jamie: does he know yet?
Tameka: I’ll never telll

HELL NAW I AIN’T GOT NO WARM BED!!!!!!!! SO STOP PUSHIN UP ON ME CUZ WE ARE NOT LEAVIN THIS CLUB UNLESS I HAVE ONE TOO MANY DRINKS. N TONIGHT…….. I THINK I’D LIKE TO STAY SOBER!

lmao that look is priceless i wonder what he really thinking, but then again u can’t really trust the “Media”, they just in it for the money and this shot really workz like dat..

*****Jamie pondering an Usher remix*****

“You remind me of a dude, that I, once knew.

See his face whenever, I, I do, number 2,

Who’ll believe all of the things, you put, Usher through.

This is why I just can’t look at you! ”

OR

Temeka (with phony laugh): ‘Jamie, you do know its common courtesy to greet a lady by kissing her on the cheek’ ?

Jamie (squinting): ‘If only a lady was in my damn presence to kiss, I’d be able to do that, Tim-eka’ !

*****Jamie pondering an Usher remix*****

“You remind me of a dude, that I, once knew.

See his face whenever, I, I do, number 2,

Who’ll believe all of the things, you put, Usher through.

This is why I just can’t look at you! ”

OR

Temeka (with phony laugh): ‘Jamie, you do know its common courtesy to greet a lady by kissing her on the cheek’ ?

Jamie (squinting): ‘If only a lady was in my damn presence to kiss, I’d be able to do that, Tim-eka’ !

Back up Tameka only Usher want yo’ ugly goldiggin ass

Jamie foxx: ” OOOooo hell no MAn-eka’
TAmeaka: (laughing) OOoo hell yea I got da ring ( EVIL LAUGH)

“I’m not into older black women, keep movin”

what you talkin bout Willis

jamie=baby u ugly
tameka=i kno i am

“Usher need to come get his D*man woman” all up in my face like she crazy”lol

Jamie Fox “is that a f***ing adams apple?????”

“ewww what the f*ck is going on witcho face”

“Naaww boo, please dont turn like that”

“You is one ugly man horse”

” Ah..Ah…..AAAAH Hell naw! This Bitch done came to da club without shaving her neck, naw baby thats nasty”

JAMIE: Damn, USHER YOU Really Do Got It Bad!!!!

Jaime:” WTF, USHER YOU GAVE UP CHILI FOR THIS DRIED ASS PORK CHOP”
Tameka : “WHO YOU CALL PORK CHOP?….IM A H.A.M.”

“Now tell me again how you keep that hairline straight?”

Jamie Foxx : When I first saw you…I said Oh My …Oh my…. that’s A Man!! lol he looking like wtf you looka- likea Man

Jamie: You know this joke has gone on far too long. Can you please tell Usher that your really a tranny with adopted kids.

Tameka: Hold on this is my good side. Cant let them see my adams apple and chest hairs, thats for Usher only

mmmhmm…so uh this might sound a little random, but what color was ur nursery room as an infant…just wondering?

Tameka (Maneka): Woooo…
Jaime: BITCH I SEE THAT ADAM’S APPLE!

Jamie: That sure IS a man!

JAMIE: LISTEN GIRL I TOLD YOU ALREADY THAT YOU GET THAT WIG ON FRIDAY’S AND SATURDAY’S AND I GET IT SUNDAY AND MONDAY. SO USHER JUST GOING TO HAVE TO SEE YOU BALD TOMORROW

“HMMMM THIS MUST B THE SIDE U LOOK LIKE A MAN ON”

Bitch what the hell you laughing at!! Aint nothing funny!!