Jamie: “I’m sorry, but I just gotta check the neck.”

Jamie Fox: Who IS this guy?!

There’s only room for one diva in these pics…and it ain’t you BITCH!

or

This some bullshit…She really thinks she’s cute….This is exactly why parents should be honest with their children….

or

I wouldn’t fuck you with your dick…..

or

There is only room for one Mandingo in this pic…and its all yours…work it brother…

or

Ain’t you the Tranny that Eddie Murphy picked up in ‘93? How’d you get Usher too?..You Must Give some fire Head…

Damn… I know USH got to know THIS IS REALLY A MAN!!!

“You ain’t slick Man-eka!”

Caption:

“WHY THE HELL DID YOU JUST BUTCHER THAT SONG?”

or

“USHER LIED TO YOU WHEN HE SAID YOU COULD FUCK FOR TRACKS”

or

“YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING A RECORD DEAL SOUNDING LIKE THAT!”

Jaime: “Damn! This mirror sees it all. I could of swore I shaved this morning.”

“You sho’ is U G L YYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!”
from the Color Purple

Jamie: “Is that her breath…smellin like boiled bolonee?”

(I know I spelled it wrong)

P.S. There comments are too funny lol

DAMN!!!! DAMN!!! DAMN!!!!

Girl PLEASE! You can’t hide that adams apple….
quit tryin’ to turn yo’ neck all around all twisted up.

WHOA! YOU SORT OF REMIND ME OF BUSTA DOUGLAS!

Jamie: “You better back the hell away from me. Who the hell let you in here anyway?”

Jamie: Damn yo, where u got to get ur shape-up done?

Looks like Jamie Fox is asking her What the hell do you want? I don’t think he likes her in a sexual way.

TaMANka: See, Jamie, all it takes is a little snip and a little tuck, and you can look just like me!!

Jamie: Boy, quit playin you are still more man than I’ll ever be even with yo makeup, bag o’ weave, and chest bumps .

I don’t know what voodoo u put on Usher, but it ain’t workin’ on me!!
~SWEETS~

Tameka ” You know this thang is powerful….when I can get your momma fired”

Jamie “Heffa please…..Your phantom zone powers don’t work on me….and besides..I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table”

Tameka: oohh Hayyy Jamie ! You so Crazy! Okkayy
Fox : Who and the hell left the gate opened!

Miss Usher should have chosen a more feminine looking “beard”. They aren’t fooling me.

“Damn! I’m gonna have to talk to my man Usher…what the hell is wrong with him? This chick look older than me..Damn!!

Jamie: (thinking in his mind) I had NO idea this bitch was THIS ugly up close…DAMN!

Jamie: Ummm…I wonder if her cock is bigger than mine? With that look on her face seems like shes about to whip it out on my forehead. Ok I better Bounce!

Tomeka: I’ve liked you since, “In Living Color”, (imatating Wanda) “Heeey!!!
Jamie: You look like Wanda, Dayum !!! Usher is crazy!!!

How could Usher prefer this fugly beast to Chilli?

Caption this:

“That better be yo arm I’m feeling on my backside!”

Jamie: Hell naw, I don’t wear shoes with wheels in them.

-singing-
When I first saw youuuu…
I said Oh No! Oh No!
You’re a dude…..
-/singing-

Tameka: You can call me Tammy bay bay!

Jamie: You mean Timmy right?

DAMN!!!!!! THAT B!*CH REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE A MAN

he’s probably saying “Is that a damn adams apple I see”

People: THIS IS MEAN, CRUEL, HARSH and UNNECESSARY!! This woman has feelings people!! C’mon, how friggin unreasonable can you be???

Tomeka: ” Hey, Jamie!!! I got that killa, boo!
Jamie: From Chili to this !!!

What the h* is that sticking out from under your dress….oh my bad…that’s just usher.

Jaime: “On second thought, I think I will go home with Vivica…”

Hanes white V-neck Tee: $10

Shape-up: $20

The disgusted look of disapproval on Jamie’s face while looking at Mrs. Usher Raymond to be : PRICELESS

BITCH PLEASE!!!

Jamie: Chill…ummm…miss. You are even to old for me. My momma wouldn’t go for that.

Imma act hard ’cause I think DOGS can sense when you’re scared of them.

Jamie: Damn she got a dream boat body, but a shipwreck face

Jaime: “Who the fuck does this nigga think hes talking to?”

Tameka:”Daaang! This party is duh bomb!”
Jamie: “Yea, but somebody need to drop a bomb on yo ass!” “How bout this one. Yo ass is ugly as hell and I know Ush was “rollin” when he got with yo ass. He must be still “rollin”. Watch out bitch! Let me go check on my boy!

JAMIE: WHAT THE FUCK IS USHER THINKING… SHE DOESN’T LOOK GOOD IN PICTURES AND SHE FOR DAMN SURE DOES NOT LOOK GOOD IN PERSON. NOT IN ONE DAMN ANGLE THAT SHE IS POSING, YUCK! I NEED TO TALK TO MY MAN. HE NEEDS TO GO ON HIS KNEES AND BEG FOR CHILLI’S FORGIVENESS. ALL THE FISH IN THE SEA AND HE CHOSES THIS SHE MAN.

Jamie: Damn she look like Danny Glover.

Caption:

“That sorry ass rendention of Hold On by enVogue is not the biz…..keep workin’ at it boo, cuz you will never see a track on my next album with that bullshit you just did.”

Tameka Foster: “10 inches??? Nigga please, u should see mine.”

Jamie: “Now if you squint both eyes she don’t look half bad.”

Jamie: “Ok signs of a woman..aaaaand go…long hair, check. Big boobs…check. sexy face…………damn gotta start over!”

Jamie..”Wasnt you the wolf in little red riding hood?”

Jamie: “Damn what the hell is that on your face?”

Jamie: “I don’t know who you think you foolin with that make-up hunny but your boobs are nice.”

JAMIE: YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?
TAMEKA: PLEASE, I NEED A LITTLE TASTE OF DAT OLE SCHOOL

Jamie: (In his mind) “If I stand perfectly still he’ll go away.”

“Trick, I am not Usher, take your old ass home.”

Foxx: Got damn that’s a clean shave!

Jamie: Who is you? Nevermind…HOE SIT DOWN!!!

Making chart topping hits: Millions!

Owning an NBA team: Millions!

Getting away from an ugly woman: Priceless!

Some things money SHOULDN’T buy!

Tameka - oooh I can just taste the millions
Jamie - Don’t play Boo………B#$%@ die for playin

“Usher, WTF are you thinking, this dude has razor bumps and stubble.”

“Stop it with the dollar store razors Tameka, your man makes enough to get that neck waxed.”

Jamie Foxx:I knew u were a man, wait til I tell USHER……..
Tameeka Foster: Jamie the jokes on you, he already knows.

Swamp thing, on land?!!

Looks like Jamie is sayin “wanna go shoot some hoops after this?”

Jamie:even standing next to you I’m still butt ugly….

Wow, this was unpredictable…Usher and my great auntie.

Jamie: DAMN…. WHAT THE F@#% !!!!

For Real?…Stop Playin”…You a woman?

It appears that Tameka Foster may be one of the most hated person’s in the United States.

I did a google search on the quote “Tameka Foster is Ugly” and I found over THREE Google pages of comments and quotes from various OTHER blogs.

The most damming information was contained within Sandra Rose’s Blog
http://sandrarosenews.blo...tameka-foster-speaks.html

The article reveals that she dated Usher while still married to her first husband, and the article also speculates that Tameka Foster MAY be pregnant with Usher’s Child.

Regardless, of if that’s true or not,
one thing remains certain….

No one likes Tameka Foster.
I wonder why……….

Tameka- But thats our little secret ya know what i mean *giggle*
Jamie- Men if you dont get yo extra manly ass away from me i’ma swing on you like yo a ni*ga from the streets

Man you really need to stop wearing them Dresses that shit ain’t cool.

what the FUCK!!
i know this ugly baby mama bitch dont think were friends

Jamie: ” This chick has everything that little boys dream of ……. A beard, mustache, and muscles”!

What chu talkin’ bout Meka?

- Jamie borrowing Arnold Drummond’s catchphrase from Dif’frent Stokes

Damn girl you don’t need to be making faces you already look rough

**ish, Puleeze..I ain’t buying what you selling, now gon’ and get outta my face you know it’s past Usher’s bedtime. You dead wrong for keeping him out this late! Dead wrong, I-say! Now Be gone!-And no I don’t need a stylist, but you need to help my man Ush’ out..look like he does…

Jamie: Damn, I smell Aqua Velva and Hair Glue.