Hmmm…. Maybe Ushers girl has a twin

Jaime: slow ya roll, dude, I mean Tameka…I peeped that hair on your left boob..is that an adams–? wtrf?

Jaime: What you mean Ush said I can’t Queen It Out the best?

Jamie Foxx:
I just don’t see it. WTF usher.

whatchu talkin bout, TOM-EKA!!!

Wow…that look is priceless!

You got Usher stinking ass, but ya won’t get me!

she really does look like a man,,,,

why usher….why!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jamie: “WHY USHER WHY???????”

jamie: “Jesus, that apple is bigger than Adam’s”

Damn! Dude’s adam apple is bigger than mine.

Jaime (with hands on hips talking with a lisp):Honey..there’s only enough room in here for one tranny.

To the tune of Georgia On My Mind.
“Meka…Mekaa…
Yo junk… is pokin through yo dress”
“I really wish I was Ray Charles Right now”
” Least i wouldnt have ta see her ugly ass”

Jamie Foxx:

“Pregnant?….since when could dudes give birth?”

Your old enough to be in Jesus’s yearbook.

“B*tch you must be out of your mind..”

You’s one ugly bitch… especially from that angle

Jamie: DAYUM Wanda from In Living Color looked better than her than this chick

or

Jamie as Shug Avery in The Color Purple…You sho is ugly

or

Jamie as Fred on Sanford and Son…Shut up you fish eyed fool

Damn Tomeka I haven’t seen you since I had one too many drinks. You remember that night at the Embassy?

Jamie: Ush…You’s a real fool for this one, yo!!!!!

Jamie: Damn, this chic looks older than me! Wait a minute - is that an adams apple???
Tameka: Cackle, cackle, cackle - I’ll get you! and your little dog Toto too!! Cackle, cackle, cackle

Okay. Usher may not wanted to come out of the closet, but he jumped out when he started dating that Tomeka real name Tommy K. What that —- is he really on. If it is a joke that one is not funny Ush…Try again.

I know how you can fix that receding hairline.

I kno she dont think her old ass can have me!!! my hairline is too fresh 4 dat!!

Jamie: I hope u aint da gurl Usher was singing about….2 of yo ass…ugh!!!!

Remember Wanda from In Living Color?

“UMMMM GIRL, YOU SO CRAAAAZY!!!”

Kanye was right they do exist! Ain’t saying she a gold digger but you know the rest

Jaime: DAMN, You sho is ugly!

or

Jaime: You know you too damn old for him!

or

Tameka: Yooou’rrrree Neeexxxxxxt!
Jaime: The hell I’m not!

Jamie: “What the F*CK does he see in your old ass?!”

Jamie: “Mann i wish this he-she stops whistling cuz her breathhhh stankkkk like sh*t”

I REALLY HATE TO USE THE WORD UGLY, BUT TAMEKA IS NOT CUTE AT ALL, BUT SHE MUST HAVE SOMETHING THAT USHER CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF, UGGH!!! I HATE TO IMAGINE, LOL.

we ‘ bout to get unpreDICKtable

“You Sure You Don’t Got A Dick?”

Tomeka: Ooooh Jamie. You lookin’ rough tonight. I like that. You ever heard that song about two R&B singers messin’ with the same girl?

Jamie: Bitchhhhhhh please…..SECURITY. Tame this wilderbeast.

Is that a adam’s apple?

Jamie”In the words of Riley Freeman, ‘That’s real gay nigga, cut that out.’ “

Tameka, “Gone, Jamie, ya know you can’t handle what I’m packing!”
Jamie, “Baby, I can pop,lock, drop it ,and spread eagle this ass with the best of ‘em. Ask Usher!”

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS WOMAN…I’M LIKE… “I CAN’T BELIEVE USHER”.SHE MUST GOT KRYPTONITE I HER P****.MR.”WHAT YA’LL NO ABOUT A SUPERMODEL” :PMAYBE HIS OTHER RELATIONS FELL OFF CAUSE HE SECRETLY LUVED MEN…LOL…WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE EM.

Jamie: Oh what I would give to have my eyes glued shut again (While filming Ray he had his eye lids glued shut)

-or-

Jamie: hmmm, Eddie sho missed out on this tranny (cause we all know how much Eddie loves transexuals)

Jaime - “You said you were how old?”

You all should truly be ashamed of yourselves. The comments left in this post are just inexcusable. Caption this doesn’t have to consist of such hateful and virile comments.

Jamie Foxx: “I Can’t Believe Me, Usher, & Kells was messing with the same girl….. DAMN”

LMBAO!!!!!

Tameka: He’s looking at my Adam’s apple isn’t he? I know he’s looking right at it.

Man Usher is F**king up

“usher should have told yo ass you dont have to call,im gon have to sit here and let this shit marinate”

lmao@c-money

Mine is ..

Damn! Usher must fuck you with a brown bag over your head.

Damn… U look older than I thought…..

“I wish you’d Shut yo Monkey ass up”

Jamie- ” damn this girls breaf stank!”

Tameka- ” let me back up, cause Jaime looks like he just came from the shelter”

Usher don’t have to worry about us messing with the same girl

Times like this..I wish I had to keep my eyes closed…like when I was playing Ray

Tameka boom I got the man yall want and I am old enough to be his mama.

What chu talkin bout Willis?

Jamie: So…. i heard you hang like a horse

Tameka: Well you know i make it do what it do baby

Jamie to Tameka:

“Now who got the crackpipe? WHERE IS THE CRACKPIPE??!!

Tamika to Jamie:

I aint got it….I promise I aint got it… (chuckles sheepishly)

I tried told Chilli that nigga was gay! His mama deserve to be fired after letting him run around with Puffy when he was younger cuz I’m sure that’s who turned him out!

Jamie: “Damn, Usher got some more shit he need to confess!!!”

Tameka: “Well you know, Ush and I…..(blah, blah, blah)”

Jaime: “…BITCH PLEASE!!!”

jamie: why is ur breast all up on my arm!

” Now I aint saying she a gold digga…but she aint messing wit no broke…..lmao

Okay…..

Jamie: “Was too old for R. Kelly Huh?!?!”

Ohhhh, i get this game lol. i got one.

Jamie: Is you sure you ain’t my twin sister?? Cuz U sure do look like my daddy.

ROTFL!!!

Tameka: “oooh these new balls that I got from Ush are comf-ta-ble!”
Jamie: “I mean, can I feel em?”

The fact that I even recognize her face really annoys me. This whole trend of becoming “famous” or even “well known” by association really irks me.

Jamie: DAMN You ugly.. go over there before somebody se you standing next to me… I say go.. your adam apple bigger then mines. I didn’t believe it till now but you are a man.

Tameka: I’m wearing the hell outta this outfit, huh?
Jamie:…………….

Jamie: “Damn is her skin pealing off?”

Now bitch, you know i’m a undacova brotha. coffee is good with cream but its better when he’s black

Jamie : Must be yo ass cause it aint yo face.

she is just old and ugly as fuck…sorry, i’m giving it straight, no chaser. black normally dont crack, but her ass is just through. she has crows feet and everything. old don’t mean ugly, but in her case, her manly-dude-like looks is just overbearing. sorry, she is just not cute, no matter who she was dating. wearing all them pushup bras to pump up her hanging twins….i believe she’s older than she’s letting on. I believe she’s well in her 40’s and older than vivica fox.

Tameka: Close, look into these eyes my pretty, while I cast a spell on you!!!

Jamie:Will somebody usher his ugly unhypnotic ass outa here!!!

Jaime: Broad, please…now you know we only talk to you because of Usher!!

Tameka: Whatever, Jamie– you know you want me…

Bytch, you aint hardly cute.

what the hell was usher thinkin ?

” WTF? IS THAT A MAN WITH BOOBS?!! COME ON’ USHER YOU WENT FROM CHILLI TO THIS? DO YOU NEED YOUR EYES CHECKED? “

Oooooohhhh! Tameka! You KNOW you look F’d up girl/boy!!!!!

“WTF, I thought you got it cut off!”

SHES FUCKING WHACK! What is usher thinking. I mean i would rather eat a rotten asshole than sleep with her. hes wilding. he needs him some tlc loving that he once had man. Thats where its at.

Everytime i look at her i want to know who mama is this????????
Cause she looks like somebody’s mama!!!!

Jamie” Why in tha F@#K Is Usher marrying this B#%&H…I pray this isnt tha SAME GIRL”

Oh heres my caption btw

Tameka: Hey Jamie!

Jamie: You think that rug you call a face is cute huh.

Yeah…nice try…..ya still ugly.

nah i got a new caption scratch that

Jamie: Bitch you look like me…

Tameka- But thats our little secret ya know whats i mean *Snickle*
Jamie- Thats A Damn Shame

Jamie’s doing what Usher obviously hasn’t-Check for the Adam’s Apple.

In the name of all to be damned, does Ursh knows she has an adamsapple?

Lol Trina, how about

In the name of all to be damned, look at the size of that adamsapple?

here’s another one…..

Tameka(aka TOMeka lol): Don’t I look beautiful tonight, jamie? *waits patiently for compliment*’

Jamie (lies hopelessly): Yup, gurl, king kong ain’t got nuthin on U!

jamie: tameka DAM your more man than i will ever be

“Man…This is why I’ll never get married “

Jamie: “Bitch, you is as old as me”

Tameka: Now that I have Usher, I feel like Cinderella!!!

Jamie: That’s all good, but you still LOOOOK lie CindeFELLA!!!

“Dammit I told Usher to leave his momma at home.”

Tameka: Now that I have Usher, I feel like Cinderella!!!

Jamie: That’s all good, but you still LOOOOK like CindeFELLA!!!

CAPTION ME: Tameka: I’m feeling you if this Usher thing don’t work out!!
Jamie Foxx: Is that an adams apple?

“Damn you ugly…Usher…u sure?”

JAMIE FOX: BITCH, YOU KNOW I DON’T LIKE ME NO BLACK CHICKS.

This is of topic but why is usher dating this girl??? I just heard the new last week and as i can see, everyone knows it now. And why the heck doesn my name keep coming along with, beautiful dark-skinned girl? i’m not even dark-skinned, although I did type that in because someone was making fun of dark-skinned ladies lol.

I’d bang you out…’cept u look like a man!

Wait….Is that an Adam’s apple?

Tameka: You could’ve had alllll of this Jamie Foxx.

Jamie: Bitch please!

Jamie : “Harpo, who dis man, I say who dis man Harpo?”

Jamie Foxx to Tamkea- You know you uglay right?

In my best Austin Poweres voice, That’s a MAN baby yeeaaaahh.

Jamie Fox to Tamkea: You Know You UGLY right?

Don’t you try your Santeria on me! I got my eye on your wickery ass.

Jaime….”so seeing you in person, Now i Really know R.Kelly and Usher wern’t fightin over you!”

Jamie: “Yo… Usher went from Chilli to this nigga?”

Jamie Foxx: Daddy!!!!!!!

Jamie: “So tell me the truth, you’re really a man right?”

“Really Ush? REALLY???”

Hmmm….maybe getting a woman like this will satisfy my curiousity…

She’s not all that bad looking ! So you guys need to stop .Damn shame

110 have my name

Jaime- Who in the hell is THIS chick?

“aww sh*t! That is an Adamn Apple!” - Jamie Foxx

Jamie- “MAN, I dont know what the nigga Usher see’s in you”
Tameka (in a deep man voice) “It’s all about the meat”:)

WTF is usher thinking about marrying her. That’s what Jaime thinking about.

Jamie: you look like Danny Glover
Tameka: I use to be him!

Damn! Dis b***h look like me!

Tameka: Hey Jamie you want me to rock your world?

jamie foxx: Damn i never thought i’d meet WANDA in real life!

Damn girl you really do look like a man in person!

number 10, won, best comment

Out of all the beautiful women that Usher has come across, what does he see in Tameka? I’m not hating, but I really believe what Wendy is saying -she is Usher’s “beard”.

Look, dude i like women!

Tameka: “Yea, I’ve styled for all the A Listers you can name…Usher, Lauryn Hill, Beyonce…

Jamie: “Bitch, please…..”

Caption: Jamie thinking “Tameka know she needs the Lord, because the devil show as hell doesn’t want her behind.”

Jamie thinking: “Usher, seriously needs to upgrade this broad.”

Boy, I see what they mean when they say love is blind!!!! DAMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jamie: GOTDAMN, she look like me!

Tameka- “So I pull out my dick and Usher be like……”

Jamie - “Now see! usher told me he didnt like to bottom!”

Jamie: Uhh….wasn’t Gay Pride last weekend…..what’s that man still doin in Drag?

Tameka: I know you want this, Jamie, but it’s all Usher’s.

Jamie: Usher can have your manly-lookin’ ass! Yuck! *looks with disgust at her raging adams apple*

Jamie: Damn, how they just go hold auditions for a new Wanda and not ask me first?

oh snap… lmao @ 119.. great minds think alike son.. LOL

Jamie (In superhero voice): “Don’t worry everyone, there’s a transvestite in the room I’ll take care of it!”

hmmmm…how can you look even older person?

“How good is that head?”

Why does she remind me of my uncle Earl?

“usher?????you sure????”

jamie is looking like he just found RuPauls brother

Jamie: I mean damn, its like looking in a fun house mirror…

temeka:”well, you know i wheel ‘em in.”

Ya’ll messing wit the SAME GIRL, I’m the love of your life and his(Usher) potential wife.

Jamie’s thinking - she must not have any gag reflex !

Jamie: another drink please. who are you again?

jamie: get the hell out my party. scaring the guest.

jamie: Where them damn kids at tonight? Ush baby sitting again?

Jamie: Damn you just made me vomit in my mouth!

Jamie: You know you done when that album drops right?

man i can go on for days

Jaimie: “They doin ‘Wanda’ the movie?”

Jamie: “Damn girl you know you was wrong for making Usher fire his momma”

Jamie: Didnt u buss tables at The Last Supper?

Tameka: Hey Jamie, how are you?
Jamie: Yeah bi!@h, I see straight through yo old ass. I can’t wait til my boy Usher wake up out this fucked up nightmare wit yo scaracrow lookin ass.

Jamie: Get down girl go head get down on your knees!

Jaime: “Oh really, 11.5 carats of What!!!!…. Ursh is CRAZY!!!!!”

Tameka: Oooo, this new facelift is the bomb on me, only thing is, its hard to move my face, but im still HBIC!

Jamie thinking: facelift?? they should have just taken the face off!……I need a drink!

“NOW WHO IN THE HELL LET U IN MY PARTY?

Tameka:My dick is bigger than yours

Jaime: Bitch please u havve a dick but its not bigger than mines

Jamie: “Wow, you really do look like a man!”

Jamie : “Nope, Back-up…i am not firing my momma”

Jamie: Dang girl you finally got that mustache lined up. Shoot you used to have a mustache so hairy i thought you was usher’s brother.

“Daddy– what you doin’ here?”

Tameka: Hi Mr. Foxx, u kno usher wont be home tonight wanna come by so we could have an “Extravaganza”
Jamie: Look, i kno a nigga when i see one, and trick u aint foolin nobody. Next!

Jamie ssaying damn look at this itch i aint know usher swing like that he could’ve hollad at me

I like #78 but all ya’ll on point Usher has officially fell & bumped his head with this one. But on the other hand we all wish stars would fall for a ‘normal” looking person & I guess she’s it (But damn I still Look better than her LOL!!!!!)

“Get Your Damn Titty Off My Elbow… And What is that smell??? OLDSPICE?”

maybe she gives wonderfur #ead or lets him get it in the booty

Damn Girl! “You got it baaaaaaaaaad!”

Jamie Foxx: “Bitch please…. I wouldn’t f**k if you was the last man on earth…”

I really dont like to talk about people and I try to find the cuteness in people ……but omg..she really does look kinda manly..she is a very lucky lady to have Usher.

Jamie: Damn, what the hell is Usher thinking? He used to pull bad chicks. Damn I gotta hook my mans up.

Jamie (Damn this Bitch is the REAL Wanda)

jamie: Dont you know you cant leave the house without usher

NO…SERIOUSLY…BITCH PLEASE!

DANG SHOULD I TELL KELS AND USH WE’VE ALL BEEN MESSING WITH THE SAME GIRL?

OMG!!!….. DOES USHER NEED GLASSES?!!…… CAUSE YOU AINT CUTE……YOU LOOK LIKE FLAVOR FLAV IN DRAG….OH…..HELL…..NO!!!

GIRL…… TAKE THAT MASK OFF…… HOLLOWEEN IS OVER……………ISN’T IT???

YOU LOOK LIKE MY UNCLE BOOTSIE ……..BOOTSIE IS THAT YOU???

Get your saggy nuts out of my damn shot!

JAMIE: OMG WANDA IS THAT U? I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE LIVING IN COLOR, YOU LOOKED JUST AS FUCKED UP!

DAMN USHER LET IT BURN !!!

Tameka: You just mad ’cause my d**k is bigger than yours.
Jamie: Am not, bitch.

“Is that an Adam’s Apple or are you just happy to see me???”

BITCH THINK SHE CUTE……

“AYE, you kinda look like me.”

tameka “i’m only 33″
jamie “b u know u old as hell probably older then me”

or

tameka “how about getting together later”
jamie “do i like like ursher i want a younger woman”

or
Jamie thinking to himself “what the hell is usher smoking”

Oops. Forgot to add…Jamie said that in my caption

“You’ll never catch me messin wit THE SAME GIIIRRRLLLL”

“DAMN, this mirror make my chest look big”

Jamie: Hey Tameka, how much you bench?
Tameka: Only 315 lbs
Jamie: You serious?

Jamie: YOU SHO IS UGLY!!!

Jamie: Damn U Ugly!

Tameka: I Know, but my man thinks I’m pretty fine

Jamie: You’re getting a pre-nup?

Tameka: You Know it!

CAPTION: “DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!”

Jamie: Damn WTF was on Usher’s mind, when he picked up that!

Tameka:Jamie,stop frontin’ you know you want me.

Jamie: Hell’s NO!

#34 That was dat funniest!!! omg!

Jamie: i’ll be gotdamnit if these dranks aint sneaking up on my ass. is that gorilla-la-la-la?

“Yo Ush…..you skipped a confession bruh….”

Bitch….. you ain’t slick!

Tameka”…”Jamie baby… u wanna feel my balls… i mean my breasts”

Jamie: “BITCH!! IF U WONT GET YO ASS AWAY FROM ME..I knew u was a man!”

TOMeka: Hi Jamie.

Jamie: Sir, do I know you?

TOMeka: A-tee-hee…Quit playing Jamie. Its me Tomeka. Usher’s fiance.

Jamie: DIZZAMM, you hard to look at that a mofo.

“the rumors have finally been confirmed…..usher is as gay as down-south,home-made apple pie………..wait,thats a woman!”

ok,no,i love usher but he deserves this.i mean,we cant choose who people fall in love with but as sexy as usher is,this has got to be a publicity stunt for him to get more attention.he has got to be using this ugly mug to keep people talkin……i dont get it

Jamie asking Tameka if she has reveled to Usher that she is really a man

Jamie: does he know yet?
Tameka: I’ll never telll

HELL NAW I AIN’T GOT NO WARM BED!!!!!!!! SO STOP PUSHIN UP ON ME CUZ WE ARE NOT LEAVIN THIS CLUB UNLESS I HAVE ONE TOO MANY DRINKS. N TONIGHT…….. I THINK I’D LIKE TO STAY SOBER!

lmao that look is priceless i wonder what he really thinking, but then again u can’t really trust the “Media”, they just in it for the money and this shot really workz like dat..

*****Jamie pondering an Usher remix*****

“You remind me of a dude, that I, once knew.

See his face whenever, I, I do, number 2,

Who’ll believe all of the things, you put, Usher through.

This is why I just can’t look at you! ”

OR

Temeka (with phony laugh): ‘Jamie, you do know its common courtesy to greet a lady by kissing her on the cheek’ ?

Jamie (squinting): ‘If only a lady was in my damn presence to kiss, I’d be able to do that, Tim-eka’ !

*****Jamie pondering an Usher remix*****

“You remind me of a dude, that I, once knew.

See his face whenever, I, I do, number 2,

Who’ll believe all of the things, you put, Usher through.

This is why I just can’t look at you! ”

OR

Temeka (with phony laugh): ‘Jamie, you do know its common courtesy to greet a lady by kissing her on the cheek’ ?

Jamie (squinting): ‘If only a lady was in my damn presence to kiss, I’d be able to do that, Tim-eka’ !

Back up Tameka only Usher want yo’ ugly goldiggin ass

Jamie foxx: ” OOOooo hell no MAn-eka’
TAmeaka: (laughing) OOoo hell yea I got da ring ( EVIL LAUGH)

“I’m not into older black women, keep movin”

what you talkin bout Willis

jamie=baby u ugly
tameka=i kno i am

“Usher need to come get his D*man woman” all up in my face like she crazy”lol

Jamie Fox “is that a f***ing adams apple?????”

“ewww what the f*ck is going on witcho face”

“Naaww boo, please dont turn like that”

“You is one ugly man horse”

” Ah..Ah…..AAAAH Hell naw! This Bitch done came to da club without shaving her neck, naw baby thats nasty”

JAMIE: Damn, USHER YOU Really Do Got It Bad!!!!

Jaime:” WTF, USHER YOU GAVE UP CHILI FOR THIS DRIED ASS PORK CHOP”
Tameka : “WHO YOU CALL PORK CHOP?….IM A H.A.M.”

“Now tell me again how you keep that hairline straight?”

Jamie Foxx : When I first saw you…I said Oh My …Oh my…. that’s A Man!! lol he looking like wtf you looka- likea Man

Jamie: You know this joke has gone on far too long. Can you please tell Usher that your really a tranny with adopted kids.

Tameka: Hold on this is my good side. Cant let them see my adams apple and chest hairs, thats for Usher only

mmmhmm…so uh this might sound a little random, but what color was ur nursery room as an infant…just wondering?

Tameka (Maneka): Woooo…
Jaime: BITCH I SEE THAT ADAM’S APPLE!

Jamie: That sure IS a man!

JAMIE: LISTEN GIRL I TOLD YOU ALREADY THAT YOU GET THAT WIG ON FRIDAY’S AND SATURDAY’S AND I GET IT SUNDAY AND MONDAY. SO USHER JUST GOING TO HAVE TO SEE YOU BALD TOMORROW

“HMMMM THIS MUST B THE SIDE U LOOK LIKE A MAN ON”

Bitch what the hell you laughing at!! Aint nothing funny!!

wow yall r mean n stuff!
but, jamie look Soo funni lol :- ) he be like Aww He-ll Naww! no no no! Jus, NO!

Usher picked yo ass!

What the fuck he been smokin’!

Tameka: Jamie sing that Kanye song you was on!

Jamie: She looks like Sammy with a weave, she looks like Sammy with a weave. Now I ain’t saying she a gold digga but she look like a straight up nigga(male). She just gotta weave, just got a weave…yeaaaaahhhhh…she look like Sammy Davis Junior..with a weave

@Dior1006…that ISH was tooooooo Funnyyyyyyyyyy..

“You remind me of a dude, that I, once knew.

See his face whenever, I, I do, number 2,

Who’ll believe all of the things, you put, Usher through.

This is why I just can’t look at you! ”

ROFL LMAOOOOO….U a fool 4 that one..AH HAAAAAaa

” i know this big head hefer ain’t trying to get in my shot?!!!!!”

Jamie is thinking: “I can’t believe I am hanging out with Ushers old hoe just to get my face back in the headlines… I deserve better…”

Tameka is thinking: If this fool don’t smile for the camera I am gonna bring a needle to his condoms too!!!”

temeka- u see how great bare minerals work?

jaime—**thought bubble**dayum it works hiding your adams apple.

damn!…you make me wanna leave the one im with and start a new relationship wit Chilli! Girl got to the club looking more like Freddy Jackson!

hell to the naw tameka you supposed to be my girl

Adam’s apple, check.

Gotta toss a mean salad. cause a deep throat aint gettin it, Then again i still don’t see it. “Damn”

Thank you 2 DaTruth…I really a nice person, really…I am just saying what would be on my mind, but I am not so mean to say it…..

jamie foxx: gurl u no u shouldnt be fuckin around wit usher u dam moster

Tameka…Jamie sing a song 4 me..come on..

Jamie…Yea Lady’s and Gentlement..I know we all have been wondering the same ol thang…Is she a Tranny or a Prehistoric thang..Your Questons will be answered…get answered….but i’m here to tell ya’ll I have a Strategy….so listen up..

Get ready to Examine Below…Probably somewhere *Usher* neva check before…Her neck looks unusual…Ur sex is *Unpredictable*…Soo I tireddddddd to look pass ur face-a-ace..OOHhhhh Meka..Your neck looks very questionable…What is that *round* thing on ur neck…Ur sex is *Unpredictable*…

ST8 Clownin….ROFL>>LMAOOOOOooo

With that look on his face he has got to be thinking Who in the HELL left the gate open!?!

This can’t be Usher bitch

Tameka: “Oh, look at me! I’m the luckiest girl in the world. I make ‘em do what it do, baby!”

Jamie: “And you are who again???? Wait, I got it…..Nope, I don’t.”

Jaime thinking: “What the hell does Usher see in her?”

damn girl…she lookin worst then i did on In Living Color, playin Wanda
Usher, i need to holla at you ASAP!

Somebody give me a drink ’cause this has got to be a man.
~1505

or

“You ain’t seen what a real man can do yet.”

I’m bored

Jamie Foxx as Miss Swan: She looka like a man.

As if Usher or even Jamie Foxx are all that in the looks department. And I love how folks are complaining that she’s “too regular”/”not pretty enough”, but had he been with a model type chick straight from the videos, y’all would complain that Hollywood folks are too superficial.

Come on now. Usher is playing us. A year ago everyone was outing him and passing pics around when he was mooning us with his ass (or lack thereof). Tameka is cute and knows whats up and that is why she is cool wit being used to downgrade gay rumours, support his career, and getting paid to keep is secrets and take the attention off him.

Damn, this bitch got how many kids?

the caption should be
Is that a adams apple?? WTF is Usher smoking??

That’s a MAN~Man!

I know you ain’t tryna steal my Usher lookin like that…girl uhn-uh!

Jamie and tameka look like twins in this pic

Jamie Foxx is thinking: wtf…..Is that an adams apple??????

What the hell you is Usher smokin?

LOL @179, MZ. Cl.

jamie foxx is looking like he is saying “damn bitch u look like a man” what the hell usher was thinking about

COME AGAIN BITCH?!

Temeka- Come on let me see what you got

Jamie- Please Mr. go away

“i know usher here somewhere, but who invited you”??

this is definitely NOT the same girl

Bitch Please, You’re older than me!!
Damn Ursher letting it burn, leavin Chili for this dude

Sorry To Be Off Topic: PARIS HITLON HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM PRISON.
BREAKING NEWS ON CNN AND FOX NEWS.

Carry on…………………………………

USHER IS A REAL DUDE FOR PICKING TAMEKA AS HIS MATE AND Y’ALL SHOULD HAVE A NEW FOUND RESPECT FOR HIM FOR OPERATING FROM HIS HEART AND NOT BEING BRAINWASHED BY SOCIETY!! USHER HAS A MIND OF HIS OWN AND THAT IS HIS MOST NOBLE QUALITY IN MY OPINION!!!

Damn! I should have taken this man my damn self.Hell from the looks of him He can lift all my heavy funiture and take out the trash.

“Who told you to strike a pose, you aint no model”

” I played Ray Charles, but Usher must be blind”

Jamie: “do u kno i will slap a bitch?”

T: “u aint man enuff boo!”

Jamie: You such an old hag ..why you messin with my boy Ush….you better remove that smirk off yah face woman coz you lookin skankinsh

Tameka : whooooooo my good lord y’all can hate all you wnat that young thing is tappin it real good….and there aint nothin you can do Jamie you too old for me

Tameka: “I know my man Ush & u y’all wanna mess with the same girl…me.”
Jamie: “Well, if u put that paper bag on ya man-ish head, we could think….maybe…..ya body ain’t lookin all that bad..”

LMAOOOOOOOO @ 07topGRAD and Cherishme and everybody!!!
dat pic cracks me up..

Jaime Fox thinking “DAMM…her hairkine farther back than mines!!!”

Jamie: Girl, you know you older than me. Stop frontin’!

man-eka!, man-eka!,man-eka!, what can i say about this mess of a woman, damn i dont know what she’s done to usher but hes whipped, give it a year or two and we’ll all be shouting i told u so, damn even his mama dont like her, hello!!!! what does that tell u. ok she’s not the ugliest but she about 10yrs older than him and looking it bandshe got 3 kids and she fasted herself to leave her husband for usher that’s datty!!!!!!! & suspect. if you see pic’s of ushers mum, ushers mum looks younger han her.Damn if she managed 2 get him then we all had a chance

Dam, she looks better than me in drag, Wanda is that really you????????

He said i was the prettiest “thing” he had ever seen.

Chick, please!!!

Well u da same girl that R.Kelly and Usher is talking about? Well damn I know you’ve been in Chicago and Atlanta, so how many more cities you going to?

Tameka Foster and Jamie Foxx compare penis size…

HEFFA! watchu lookin at,

“oooooH i LOVE THE LIMELIGHT!”- tAMEKA
“IS THAT AN ADAM’S APPLE?!”- jAMIE FOXX

#1
Jamie: Wanda is that you?
Tameka: I’m read to go!!

#2
Tameka: Look what my baby bought me
Jamie: Should’ ve gave you a “brown paper bag, brown paper bag” -DJ Khaled…We Da Best

Jamie: Damn girl you already ugly!

-Hotshit repping BK

Jaime Fox: : Girl, i aint Usher, that ishh dont work on me”

Jaime: : Girl, i aint Usher that Face font work on me!”

Tameka-its hard to fart wit a thong on.
Jamie-damn girl u smell like pure shit.

Tameka: Whoo! I look so good I can pull any young man I want Jaime! Even you…you see I already got USHER!!!

Jaime Foxx: Bitch PLEASE!!!!

Damn she ugly!

Jamie Fox:
Bitch please I don’t care if you are Usher’s fiance…you still are ugly and ya still look like a man

Jamie: Damn girl what does Ush c in you…you look like a he-she

Tameka: Yeah but I got that Bomb between my legs

“what da hell wrong wit her?”

Jamie: “After all these shots of Patrone I had, this bitch is still ugly as hell! Damn! A whole bunch of liquor couldn’t even make this hefer pretty!”

Can someone get this man a bra???

Jamie: Baby I gotta study you for my next role as a she-man

Okay, here’s my try….

Tameka to Jamie - “You know if you let me get a piece, I can get you to wife me too..”

Jamie to Tameka - “Shhhhit, you must be crazy. I don’t do leftovers. Ayo, DJ play this girl a cut song cause she working the room tonight…”

OR

Tameka to Jamie - “You see that hickie Ushur gave me…”

Jamie to Tameka - “Naw, but I see that Adam’s apple and that’s not a good look.”

Uwww this is one ugly bitch

Jamie: “Look at you over there grinning like something is funny. You know that baby ain’t Usher’s….they should have featured you as trifflin girl in the “same girl” video”

mistype—-Jamie: “Look at you over there grinning like something is funny. You know that baby ain’t Usher’s….they should have featured you as the trifflin ho in the “same girl” video”………awww…now that is perfect!!

Tameka: Usher just kicked me to the curb, can I stay at ur place?

Jaime: Aww Hell Naw, Freak!

tameka: (huming to herself while posing for the camera) LALALA”i am so fabolous” and you no it
jamie: only thing fabolous about u is that u trapped Usher man- child u r in the way.
(jamie mumbling “jesus be a pair of glass and let usher see that he is sleeping with a wildabeast)

Jamie: “I’m sorry, but I just gotta check the neck.”

Jamie Fox: Who IS this guy?!

There’s only room for one diva in these pics…and it ain’t you BITCH!

or

This some bullshit…She really thinks she’s cute….This is exactly why parents should be honest with their children….

or

I wouldn’t fuck you with your dick…..

or

There is only room for one Mandingo in this pic…and its all yours…work it brother…

or

Ain’t you the Tranny that Eddie Murphy picked up in ‘93? How’d you get Usher too?..You Must Give some fire Head…

Damn… I know USH got to know THIS IS REALLY A MAN!!!

“You ain’t slick Man-eka!”

Caption:

“WHY THE HELL DID YOU JUST BUTCHER THAT SONG?”

or

“USHER LIED TO YOU WHEN HE SAID YOU COULD FUCK FOR TRACKS”

or

“YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING A RECORD DEAL SOUNDING LIKE THAT!”

Jaime: “Damn! This mirror sees it all. I could of swore I shaved this morning.”

“You sho’ is U G L YYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!”
from the Color Purple

Jamie: “Is that her breath…smellin like boiled bolonee?”

(I know I spelled it wrong)

P.S. There comments are too funny lol

DAMN!!!! DAMN!!! DAMN!!!!

Girl PLEASE! You can’t hide that adams apple….
quit tryin’ to turn yo’ neck all around all twisted up.

WHOA! YOU SORT OF REMIND ME OF BUSTA DOUGLAS!

Jamie: “You better back the hell away from me. Who the hell let you in here anyway?”

Jamie: Damn yo, where u got to get ur shape-up done?

Looks like Jamie Fox is asking her What the hell do you want? I don’t think he likes her in a sexual way.

TaMANka: See, Jamie, all it takes is a little snip and a little tuck, and you can look just like me!!

Jamie: Boy, quit playin you are still more man than I’ll ever be even with yo makeup, bag o’ weave, and chest bumps .

I don’t know what voodoo u put on Usher, but it ain’t workin’ on me!!
~SWEETS~

Tameka ” You know this thang is powerful….when I can get your momma fired”

Jamie “Heffa please…..Your phantom zone powers don’t work on me….and besides..I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table”

Tameka: oohh Hayyy Jamie ! You so Crazy! Okkayy
Fox : Who and the hell left the gate opened!

Miss Usher should have chosen a more feminine looking “beard”. They aren’t fooling me.

“Damn! I’m gonna have to talk to my man Usher…what the hell is wrong with him? This chick look older than me..Damn!!

Jamie: (thinking in his mind) I had NO idea this bitch was THIS ugly up close…DAMN!

Jamie: Ummm…I wonder if her cock is bigger than mine? With that look on her face seems like shes about to whip it out on my forehead. Ok I better Bounce!

Tomeka: I’ve liked you since, “In Living Color”, (imatating Wanda) “Heeey!!!
Jamie: You look like Wanda, Dayum !!! Usher is crazy!!!

How could Usher prefer this fugly beast to Chilli?

Caption this:

“That better be yo arm I’m feeling on my backside!”

Jamie: Hell naw, I don’t wear shoes with wheels in them.

-singing-
When I first saw youuuu…
I said Oh No! Oh No!
You’re a dude…..
-/singing-

Tameka: You can call me Tammy bay bay!

Jamie: You mean Timmy right?

DAMN!!!!!! THAT B!*CH REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE A MAN

he’s probably saying “Is that a damn adams apple I see”

People: THIS IS MEAN, CRUEL, HARSH and UNNECESSARY!! This woman has feelings people!! C’mon, how friggin unreasonable can you be???

Tomeka: ” Hey, Jamie!!! I got that killa, boo!
Jamie: From Chili to this !!!

What the h* is that sticking out from under your dress….oh my bad…that’s just usher.

Jaime: “On second thought, I think I will go home with Vivica…”

Hanes white V-neck Tee: $10

Shape-up: $20

The disgusted look of disapproval on Jamie’s face while looking at Mrs. Usher Raymond to be : PRICELESS

BITCH PLEASE!!!

Jamie: Chill…ummm…miss. You are even to old for me. My momma wouldn’t go for that.

Imma act hard ’cause I think DOGS can sense when you’re scared of them.

Jamie: Damn she got a dream boat body, but a shipwreck face

Jaime: “Who the fuck does this nigga think hes talking to?”

Tameka:”Daaang! This party is duh bomb!”
Jamie: “Yea, but somebody need to drop a bomb on yo ass!” “How bout this one. Yo ass is ugly as hell and I know Ush was “rollin” when he got with yo ass. He must be still “rollin”. Watch out bitch! Let me go check on my boy!

JAMIE: WHAT THE FUCK IS USHER THINKING… SHE DOESN’T LOOK GOOD IN PICTURES AND SHE FOR DAMN SURE DOES NOT LOOK GOOD IN PERSON. NOT IN ONE DAMN ANGLE THAT SHE IS POSING, YUCK! I NEED TO TALK TO MY MAN. HE NEEDS TO GO ON HIS KNEES AND BEG FOR CHILLI’S FORGIVENESS. ALL THE FISH IN THE SEA AND HE CHOSES THIS SHE MAN.

Jamie: Damn she look like Danny Glover.

Caption:

“That sorry ass rendention of Hold On by enVogue is not the biz…..keep workin’ at it boo, cuz you will never see a track on my next album with that bullshit you just did.”

Tameka Foster: “10 inches??? Nigga please, u should see mine.”

Jamie: “Now if you squint both eyes she don’t look half bad.”

Jamie: “Ok signs of a woman..aaaaand go…long hair, check. Big boobs…check. sexy face…………damn gotta start over!”

Jamie..”Wasnt you the wolf in little red riding hood?”

Jamie: “Damn what the hell is that on your face?”

Jamie: “I don’t know who you think you foolin with that make-up hunny but your boobs are nice.”

JAMIE: YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?
TAMEKA: PLEASE, I NEED A LITTLE TASTE OF DAT OLE SCHOOL

Jamie: (In his mind) “If I stand perfectly still he’ll go away.”

“Trick, I am not Usher, take your old ass home.”

Foxx: Got damn that’s a clean shave!

Jamie: Who is you? Nevermind…HOE SIT DOWN!!!

Making chart topping hits: Millions!

Owning an NBA team: Millions!

Getting away from an ugly woman: Priceless!

Some things money SHOULDN’T buy!

Tameka - oooh I can just taste the millions
Jamie - Don’t play Boo………B#$%@ die for playin

“Usher, WTF are you thinking, this dude has razor bumps and stubble.”

“Stop it with the dollar store razors Tameka, your man makes enough to get that neck waxed.”

Jamie Foxx:I knew u were a man, wait til I tell USHER……..
Tameeka Foster: Jamie the jokes on you, he already knows.

Swamp thing, on land?!!

Looks like Jamie is sayin “wanna go shoot some hoops after this?”

Jamie:even standing next to you I’m still butt ugly….

Wow, this was unpredictable…Usher and my great auntie.

Jamie: DAMN…. WHAT THE F@#% !!!!

For Real?…Stop Playin”…You a woman?

It appears that Tameka Foster may be one of the most hated person’s in the United States.

I did a google search on the quote “Tameka Foster is Ugly” and I found over THREE Google pages of comments and quotes from various OTHER blogs.

The most damming information was contained within Sandra Rose’s Blog
http://sandrarosenews.blo...tameka-foster-speaks.html

The article reveals that she dated Usher while still married to her first husband, and the article also speculates that Tameka Foster MAY be pregnant with Usher’s Child.

Regardless, of if that’s true or not,
one thing remains certain….

No one likes Tameka Foster.
I wonder why……….

Tameka- But thats our little secret ya know what i mean *giggle*
Jamie- Men if you dont get yo extra manly ass away from me i’ma swing on you like yo a ni*ga from the streets

Man you really need to stop wearing them Dresses that shit ain’t cool.

what the FUCK!!
i know this ugly baby mama bitch dont think were friends

Jamie: ” This chick has everything that little boys dream of ……. A beard, mustache, and muscles”!

What chu talkin’ bout Meka?

- Jamie borrowing Arnold Drummond’s catchphrase from Dif’frent Stokes

Damn girl you don’t need to be making faces you already look rough

**ish, Puleeze..I ain’t buying what you selling, now gon’ and get outta my face you know it’s past Usher’s bedtime. You dead wrong for keeping him out this late! Dead wrong, I-say! Now Be gone!-And no I don’t need a stylist, but you need to help my man Ush’ out..look like he does…

Jamie: Damn, I smell Aqua Velva and Hair Glue.

(*in a fat-lady hungary voice*) Tameka:OOO, i love shrimp COCK-tail!!! (*stuffs mouth with cock…i mean shrimp*)

Jamie: Yea, i bet u do.

#2
(*in the voice of Big Mama*)Tameka:Ohhh Jamie, i just love….(jibbering)
Jamie(saying to self):Are know those ain’t razor cuts. Is dat a 5 o’clock shadow? Awww, damn, i didn’t want to believe it.

Is that an Adam’s Apple?