SOMEBODY NEEDS A # 4, WITH EXTRA BISCUITS!

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Don’t get me wrong, Jaslene Gonzalez, winner of the latest round of America’s Next Top Model is a very pretty lady. But she needs to eat something, that shit ain’t cute. [SPOTTED @ DLISTED!]

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97 Responses to SOMEBODY NEEDS A # 4, WITH EXTRA BISCUITS!

  1. Fruity Pablo

    Thats what u call model thin.

  2. Ewwwwwwwwwwww, sickening, I know Tyra and her crew could see that this chic is not healthy at all…………..wtf?

  3. Where is her titties? and her head is huge, dayummmmmmmmmm.

  4. Miki Mouz

    Dang, Is she getting smaller? I did not think it was possble…

  5. onlii_1_crystal

    dang!! shawty needs to hurry up n go to Applebee’s and get her a sizzling steak wit extra steak on da side r sumthin….that’s just nastii

  6. janey

    i love Jaslene but homegurl needs some soul food….

  7. Dang Jaslene!!! She was petite but not that skinny on the show. Her rib cage was never visible like that on ANTM. Does Tyra even pay attention to these ladies once they leave the show? She has the Nicole Richie look. Come on Jaslene, go to McDonalds and get a #1 with extra sauce biggie sized with a large shake.

  8. Jaslene is skinny as hell, if you watched the show you would see that she was always that thin, anywayz i doubt she got that size in an unhealthy way, she could be one of those ppl that just can’t gain weight, so being a model, that’s just a plus….in reality. i really hope she doesn’t have an eating disorder, Puerto Ricans are know for having some type of meat!!!!! I know she hears that all the time that she is too skinny!

  9. omg,what happened to her?

    she was so pretty to me on the show but shit like this just does not make you pretty.
    tyra should do something about this…this is how she want her antm to be represented?its bad enough you have people walking around wanting to be nicole richie’s size…..this is just ridiculous!

    should’ve let my girl diane or whitney won!!!!!!lol

  10. Dont Lie Tell The Truth

    Whats her bra size damn I got small boobs but damn she make my boobs look like Tyras.

  11. This chick looks well crawny!!! She needs some food real quick……………..Lol

  12. Theres no way thats natural or healthy. Trick looks like skeletor from Killer instinct, just give her a damn sword and a shield. I like her because she is cool BUT the image she is portraying is sad as hell. EAT SOMETHING ! Cuz it seriously looks lik if some1 touches her she would crumple into a sack of bones.

  13. They should have never let my black girl go with the pretty eyes….she was a Cheerleader and still had an ass….thats what I call a model…..”Cha-Cha Diva” was skinny on the show…I don’t know why anyone is surprised with her Janice Dickinson lookin self.

  14. Terry

    She look really unhealthy she really needs to eat better

  15. Gladys

    I was looking at some older pics of her, and I have to say she was never that thin. She was always a thin girl, but not to the point where her bones protrude.

  16. The modeling industry doesn’t see that as unhealthy, unfortunately.

  17. angel, i’m gonna have to disagree with u…this broad is not pretty

  18. Mz Coko

    I don’t see what the big deal is either…she wasn’t thick on the show…she aint thick now! She’s skinny…moving on now…

  19. I PARTY LIKE A RAPPER

    She don’t need a number #4 and a biscuit…More like an all you can eat buffet.. She definitely needs to add some weight.

  20. Don't Lie, Tell The Truth

    Exactly @ Chante’, the Fashion Industry is in a field of its own than actual reality.Janice would be proud though…

  21. she was always this skinny on the show. before the show, idk how she looked. for the person who said they saw pics of her before the show, where did u see these? how do we know she doesn’t have a metabolic problem. i’ve met several ppl with these problems and they were rail-thin but couldn’t help it so why are we jumping into conclusions. usually when someone is anorexic, they lose hair, their teeth get less white, they form patches of very light hair on their bodies. jaslene, though excessively skinny, has none of the above (her hair looks unhealthy but that could be stress idk) so i think if she has a problem, it’s probably not an eating disorder and has to do with her metabolism.

  22. LOLO

    Naw Not a #4 She needs the whole left side of the menu. I thought i was bad, I aint got nothing on her. why did she win again?

  23. LilMamaKatz

    she looks sick…

  24. OMG she needs some ribs,fried chicken,baked macaroni and chesse,collard greens and some potato salad 3 times a day and that will fatten the poor hungry child up. Lord she looks like a walking skeleton with a dress.SMH!

  25. lmaoo ..i mean i know she was always skinning but DAYYYUM! ….she really needs a baconnator or or a bigmac! ..that just nasty she porbably ruinned her chances of getting a bookin now that they mad a rule for models that are under weight. talk about stick figure

  26. Poor thing…mosquitoe bites are not cute! :(

  27. NYC NYC

    She looks a hot cuchifrito mess. A week of arroz con gandules and chicharrones will help her.

  28. kenyanpebbles

    broom walking

  29. Ya Boi

    come on yaw..she might just be a frail thin girl…it may just be the way she is…this doesn’t mean she doesn’t eat!!!

  30. I don’t know about Jaslene…I think she only won off of the strength that they never had a hispanic winner and she wa finally chosen to be the one. She looks very DRAGOON-ISH and HOWYOUDOIN’-ISH to me.

  31. Cindy

    She looks thinner to me. It actually scares me. I like her and all, but she would look so much better with a little more meat on her bones. Right now she looks like a drag queenish.

  32. SAY WHAT:0

    wit #31~
    LOL, dayum. Gurl pretty but she has one big ass head. Which makes her look more manny-ish is that there is no titty in sight. GROSS!!!

  33. tammy

    @ 30 that girl is clearly starving ! lol .. I have seen some skinny women , but when your sternum is buldging out you need some protein in your diet. If a strong gust of wind comes through she will fall over !

  34. I don’t understand these women….don’t they ever get HUNGRY???! I get MEAN when I miss a day of eating… not a good look.

  35. D&G

    dayymmmnn on da show she was a lil bigga…
    guess da camera does put 10lbs on ya hey_ she and rich boy like da same size_ ..maybe he should ‘THROW SOME FOOD ON DAT BITCH’ _ fo reel

  36. Confucius08

    Please tell me this was photoshopped!!!

  37. She needs some ribs, collard greens, cornbread and some macaroni & cheese !

    How you doing !

  38. Kieona

    Omg, someone feed her …

  39. # 27 why are you giving her that much credit? On another note…dang I won’t even say it, but nobody wants to hold bones.

  40. Ro

    My God, her jaw is probably half her body weight. Must take some effort to hold her head up.

  41. kwy8storm

    The thing that looks like it weights the most is her HEAD !!!!

  42. I like Jaslene but wow, she has a huge jawline. She is too skinny but I seen models on the catwalk smaller than her. The Fashion Industry need to get their sh*t together. I remember when models were atleast a healty size 6 now they are a scary, unhealthy size -6. I just hope she does good in the modeling industry.
    Duchess Chanel, girl I use to love me some Killer Instinct, I still own the game. You aint right though, saying she look like skeletor, lol.

    Love,Peace,&&Honeyy

  43. NoMoSoul

    This is awful. Jaslene? U need a McDonalds hook up! ASAP

  44. DIAMOND PRINCESS

    OMG she look like she’s fading away. People like her need theropy and then Burger King.

  45. That shit doesn’t look right, but believe it or not, i know some naturally skinny pple who look like that, i tell them eat more than a normal human being should.

  46. I like Jaslene but daaaaamn! She need to come down here to Texas and gets so good eats…lol

    31. Taj I agree with you. Tyra is always being cautious and I think she let her win so she could have a Hispanic winner; Jaslese was asked back she didn’t go try out again

  47. C.R.E.A.M.

    She don’t look model thin she look crack head thin. I’ve seen bums who ain’t ate in months thicker than her. If you that thin you should always cover up cause don’t nobody wanna see bones and them flabs she call breasts. No matter how pretty you think you are.

  48. She is quite tiny. She looks like she could break in half.

  49. she got her hands on her damn hip bone aint no meat there hunnie PURE BONE. she look like she can just crack like a pencil… i’d be scared to death if i was that skinny. this might be a lil photoshoped though, i pray on her behalf.

  50. Dame

    She needs to eat everything on the Popeyes menu. Poor girl is wasting away.

  51. Hable

    Tyra’s show is just a reality show, not about pickin’ top models. Who has really made it to the upper eschelon of the fashion industry from being on her show. Anyway, these girls are too old to be starting out anyway. Most girls start out around 14 or 15 and usually are farmed out to France or Japan to get some print work under their belts. Tyra is just a successful fake ass con artist.

    The modeling industry has many many white girls who are rail thin just like this. Since boob jobs are in, they look wierd, cause you can see their rib cages and collar bones, and then they have thes big fake racks that couldn’t possibly meet or touch in the middle.

    O.k., we should equally have just as much concern for overweight people, especially in the Black community who are exceedingly prone to a variety of ailments resulting from obesity.

  52. FATKAT

    How in the hell could a number two pencil win ANTM? I’m not hatin because I’m skinny but not that damn boney. This is sending a meaasage. ITS OKAY TO WEIGH 50 LBS, YOU HAVE THE SKIN AND BONES WE NEED. I’m glad I stopped watching a long time ago. In one state they fired models for being to skinny, I hope she won’t have that problem here.

  53. reessezz

    omgggggggggg tyra need-a hook her up witt sum food && stop playin. sum ` qive this qurl a dolla ta qo ta mikkie`d`sz or summmmmmmmin

  54. Mister Anderson

    Is this the same girl that was on 106 & Park the other day?

    I know I’m speaking to the choir on this board, but seriously, she has a pretty face but her body is DISGUSTING!!! I truly cannot believe that people exist in this world that find the “walking hanger” look attractive. It’s not healty, it’s not sexy, and I’m happy that many nations and organizations are starting to ban it.

    And to be honest, I’m a sucker for some hips and thighs. I was disappointed to hear that Kelly Clarkson was suffering from bullimia. I’m not really a fan of her music, but honestly, she was always sexually attractive to me. Like that one white girl on The Parkers. But I understand that in their culture, Paris Hilton is the definition of beauty while Kelly Clarkson is the definition of a girl who should lose a few. And I always thought that was bogus. I almost threw my remote through my TV the time I heard Diddy tell D. Woods she could lose some weight. And it’s crazy because when I see D. Woods, I start drooling like Homer Simpson when he see some donuts!

    So to any and ALL women that are thick in the thighs and thin in the waist, I don’t care what the world thinks of you, just know there is one man in this world who truly appreciates you and isn’t afraid to show it!

  55. moxpoe1

    that’s why i stopped watchin antm. They constantly send a dbl message. They say one thing, then put something totally different on display.

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