SOMEBODY NEEDS A # 4, WITH EXTRA BISCUITS!

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Don’t get me wrong, Jaslene Gonzalez, winner of the latest round of America’s Next Top Model is a very pretty lady. But she needs to eat something, that shit ain’t cute. [SPOTTED @ DLISTED!]

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97 Responses to SOMEBODY NEEDS A # 4, WITH EXTRA BISCUITS!

  1. crys

    it looks even worse in person. jesus be a meal!

  2. Nikki

    Oh man, she needs help!!

  3. Tha Nu Angela Davis

    The modeling world hasn’t got the memo yet, you know the memo that states that most women are NOT a size zero. Until then, this is what is making 5 year olds think they’re fat. Great huh?

  4. Dayton

    She looks like a pez heat……….Is that Nicole Richie’s cousin? Ewwwwwww!

  5. SUCHALADY186

    SOMEBODY FEED THIS B****

  6. ethiopian_princess

    She looks to have lost a good 20 lbs since the start of ANTM. No one goes on Top Model at their high weight. While I’m sure she’s naturally thin, she’s not this thin naturally. Her face looks terrible. Even Nicole Richie’s bony self has a face that generally looks healthy.

  7. Dame

    Mr. Anderson she was on 106 the other day & she looked sick then. I am glad Kelly bounced back from her problem.

  8. She looks terrible. OMG. I thought I was skinny LOL.

  9. The Doc

    DAAAAYAAAAMMMM!!! Somebody needs to get ol’ gull a grease sammich or sumthin’, w/extra bacon.

    What’s sad is, she was always kinda skinny on the show, and it looked like her natural body type, but apparently breaking into modeling means she’s really gotta get thin.
    -The Doc
    manibeensayin.blogspot.com – The “Man I Been Sayin’” files.

  10. alittleextra

    there is nothing cute about that. im a slim girl and the things i would do in n order 2 become thick, oh my

  11. kmniles

    #31

    Lmao! She looks like that fellow man-in-drag Janice dickinson.

    Where the hell is tyra? She needs to revoke this woman’s title and get her some help.

  12. I noticed this for a long time.

  13. NoMoSoul

    #69? No, ur not skinny. Ur FYNE!

  14. idk what it is but ive never been a ass man. If a chick is skinny so what. she isnt like dangerously skinny.. in my eyes she looks perfect as hell. theres nothing wrong with being slim ladies. Its like if a girl doesn’t have junk or dangle arms shes dangerously skinny. If shes not having any apparent problems i would tell her to do her thing as is. mmm mmm.

  15. I like Jaslene’s personality, but she should gain some weight. Let’s go to my mother in laws and eat some pork, ham, and arroz con gandules. And I don’t think the “black community” are the only ones with weight issues. Obesity does NOT DISCRIMINATE

  16. She looks like a crackheaded Janice Dickinson forreal! EAT GIRL EAT

    Im very small and I eat a lot but im not that damn skinny

  17. I love Jaslene’s personality. However, I must say that she is a bit thin, but is great for Couture’. I hope she gets lots of work and the she too can retire and gain a good 20lbs. That’s all she needs. Always keep it tight and right.

  18. She is very thin, but I mean what do you expect? She’s a model. Don’t all models look like this? (excluding plus size who are actually in most cases sizes 6′s) Why are you singling her out?

  19. sugarB

    If I saw this chick on the streets I would think this was a man. She needs some protein and some pancakes!!!!

  20. Korina Love

    wow! she really would look better if she gained about 20 pounds.

  21. getmebodied Anonymous

    SHE HAS A PRETTY FACE, BUT DAT HOE NEEDS TO SMOKE SOME GOOD HAZE AND GET THE MUNCHIES OR SOMETHIN!

  22. GREENLEA

    I think she has a pretty face, but she is way to thin she makes me look fat,and that ain’t good. I’m naturally thin I eat whatever I want, however I’m a size 8 I have weight in all the right places I’m curvy. She needs to take one a day vitamins for women and eat, there is such a thing as being to thin.

  23. MAI03

    Miss Jaslene, You are looking very “Nicole Richie-esque”. Here’s a sure fire diet and exercise program to help you put on some weight! Here Goes:

    Breakfast: Scrambled Eggs W/Cheese, 3 slices of bacon and 2 biscuits or white toast w/jelly, coffe with 2 creams and 2 sugars. Waffles or pancakes on Sunday and don’t forget the fried potatoes on the side!

    Lunch: 2 Fried Bologna sandwiches, side of potato chips and a big glass of red kool-aid. 2 Chocolate Chip cookies for dessert.

    Dinner: Fried Chicken or Meatloaf or Smothered Pork Chops, Mashed potatoes or potato salad, baked macaroni & cheese, yams, collid greens and dressing with white bread rolls or cornbread with a big glass of lemonade and sweet potatoe pie for dessert.

    Eat this diet for about two months and no exercise! Your sure to gain some weight boo-boo! Dang! Them fried bologna sandwiches sound good! LOL!

  24. QTwitDaBootie

    NOW SHE IS A HAM. THEY NEED TO FEED THIS POOR CHILD. WALKING AROUND LOOKING LIKE A DAMN ALIEN. WHAT’S WRONG BABY, EAT SOMETHING PLEAAASSE!

  25. YAYYYYYYYYYY I CAN SEE AGAIN!! LAST WEEK THE WORDS WERE SMALL AS HELL!!

    UM WHERE ARE HER TITTIES???

    IM ROLLIN AT THE #4W/ EXTRA BISCUITS LOL :)

  26. skittles

    STOP HATING, EVERYONE IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW SMALL SHE IS, IF THATS THE WAY SHE WANTS TO BE, SO BE IT…….IF SHE WAS FAT, YOU WOULD STILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, LIKE “TELL HER TO HOP ON A TREADMILL”………LEAVE HER ALONE, SHE’S UNIQUE AND VERY PRETTY AND YES SHE IS SMALL, AND SO WHAT, MAYBE YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS….
    ROCK ON JASLENE, YOU ARE AWESOME AND OF COURSE THERE WILL ALWAYS BE HATERS!!!!!!

  27. E$

    I saw her “problem” when she was on 106&Park…..someone needs to take her to a buffet & lock the bathroom doors! she is not a inspiration to anyone looking like this

  28. A #4 w/ extra biscuits? Naw, how about a #4, 6, 7, 10..f&k it! Just give her the whole dayum menu!! There is nothing wrong with being skinny. But when the crackheads weigh more than you then you have a problem.

  29. _lyss*

    hot dayum… seeing all those bones is nastyyyy… someone get that girl some collard greens and some fried chicked cuz dayum!

  30. Now when your ears are bigger that ur tit’s, then there is something wrong!!

  31. prettybrwngrl

    poor baby so hungry she leaning to da side, as the smell of food is wafting in her nose. Follow the smell Jaslene follow the smell!

  32. MS. GOTTABODY

    LOL, that ain’t right! Well Jaslene was skinny from jump. She looks the same to me from her Top Model days. But Miss Cha-Cha Diva does need that #4 & 2 biscuits.

  33. ms. opinionated

    Now I got hips and tits and all dat and im not sayin everyone gotta have double d`s and Beyonce calibur booties but its chicks like dis dat make shapely women like me seem fat. She needs some grits ,cornbread ,fried chicken. mashed potatoes ,and biscuits ASAP!!!!!!!! No it aint nuttin wrong wit bein skinny but when ur head prolly weighs more den ur body and you look like one uh dem fuckin Bratz dollz then hell bumbaclot yes its a problem. My little 10 year old niece prolly weighs more den dis bitch and she iz not obese. She look straight nasty. I took one look at this pic and waz like wtf?

  34. ms. opinionated

    IT IS NO REASON WHY A BITCH SHOULD BE DIS SKINNY. WHER IZ HER BOOBS? WHERE IZ HER BOOTIE? SHE DONT GOTTA HAVE AN APPLE BOTTOM BUT SHE COULD ATLEAST HAVE AN APPLE TEENY? WTF???????

  35. Ione

    Her chest look sunk the fuck in, and she looks like a walking skeleton po baby eat honey!

  36. omg
    this is not wat people should be promoting , to da young ones who dream to be models
    this is jus sick…………….

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