@65 Yep the tape! I tried to tell Serena ’bout it too! I use it when I go to the beach! They sell it er’where! Well atleast where they sell nice undies!

This is a good look for Akon, of course people will question his sincerity, but it seems the brother simply took some time to reflect on the things he was doing, and realized he made some bad choices that were affecting other people…. and his paper.

Nothing wrong with stepping up, taking responsibility, and apologizing for it,— it’s a very good look.

Lebron’s second son in born!!!

MEAT UR A FUKEN LIE, AND I PROMISE UR BYTCH IS GONNA CHEAT ON U, REAL NI99AZ GO DOWN….

Akon ~ PLEASE! Whatever! I’m tired of hearing about that story.

Cheri ~ I hope that’s not true. She looks rough as hell!

Will and Jada ~ It’s only right for you to be married and be a freak. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Keyshia ~ Say it ain’t so! The first season was boring as hell so I doubt I will be watching this. If I wanted to watch a hood chick with a bad attitude all day, I would go sit up at one of my cousins house and watch them all day. I can’t stand to be around females like that so I doubt I will watch this.

CLEVELAND — LeBron James’ girlfriend, Savannah Brinson, gave birth early Thursday to the couple’s second son, Bryce Maximus James.

Keith Estabrook, a spokesman for the Cleveland Cavaliers star and his family, said Bryce weighed 8 pounds, 6 ounces and was 21 inches long. He was born at 12:51 a.m. at Cuyahoga Falls General Hospital, near his father’s hometown of Akron.

“Savannah and the baby are healthy and doing well,” Estabrook said.

The boy was born as the Cavaliers prepared to host the San Antonio Spurs in Game 4 of the NBA finals Thursday night. The Spurs are one win from a four-game sweep.

The 22-year-old James and his girlfriend had their first child, LeBron James Jr., in October 2004

@ #61…you are right about the usual concert scenario. Usually a chick is pulled onstage for a lil bump and grind…but he had her all over the stage, tossing and throwing her around. Then somebody else had the nerve to jump on both of them and hump her too!

The whole incident to me was a hot-azz mess…I’ve seen Ginuwine, Tank, Tyrese, Omarion and many more doing there thing with chicks onstage BUT nothing like that. Trust the other R&B guys are explicit but still it was kind of appealing…wasn’t a damn thing appealing about Akon’s lil show. He really looked like a damn dog up there trying to get off.

Will and Jada been keeping it sexy and real -
I just love their song and video “1000 kisses”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZusL-6zBgo

High fives #79!

AND why did LeBron name that baby Maximus? I have a flat iron,that is da bomb by the way, by Maximus! Called the Maxiglide! My hair is really curly and it makes my hair “New relaxer straight!”

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Eating pussy is a chore.

AKON is a LOSER…him and his ROBOTIC VOICE..so do we hate AKON yet??

whose Cherri Dennis?? BAD BOY Artist no wonder I dont know her…

Keyshia Cole is too GANGSTA so you now I’ll be watching that show..her rude ass is entertaining

Awww I love Will and Jada! They make such a cute couple but they know that swinging has put some pep in their sex lives too. Don’t front now.

LOL @ Meat sayin blk men don’t eat. Sheeiiit thats a requirement. Bet you expect to get your d!ck sucked though right?

79. getmebodied said: “…MEAT UR A FUKEN LIE, AND I PROMISE UR BYTCH IS GONNA CHEAT ON U, REAL NI99AZ GO DOWN….”

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Naw, but on the real, she would never cheat as long as I,(meaning the man) has “big things poppin”! But, Jada and Will must have small things stoppin!

My bodies cut up like Fiddy’s in that damn “Amusement Part” video, so why should I take the risk of being discharged on by an excited woman? Y’all need to stop watching LMN!!

I can tell you’ve been with a lot of white dudes, because no brother’s gonna put his lips on yo “lips”!
lol! Trust me, Will ain’t that smooth! He’s just lucky that Jada has a sensitive circumference! He thinks its all him, but any man could rock her world!

Why you think his first wife left him?

MEAT UR SO DAMN DUMB ITS PATHETIC, UR BYTCH CAN HAVE YA MEDIORCE AZZ, AND I LOVE BLACK MEN HOE! DATS ALL I FUK WIT, NO HALF BREEDS, NOT EVEN LITE SKIN, AND TRUE NI99AZ GO DOWN, STEP YA MOFO GAME UP, UR A LOSERRRR

LOL @ Candi!

Meat worries me. It’s 2007…all men eat pussy, unless they’re gay.

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AND why did LeBron name that baby Maximus? I have a flat iron,that is da bomb by the way, by Maximus! Called the Maxiglide! My hair is really curly and it makes my hair “New relaxer straight!”
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Maximus is a name formed from the Latin term for “greatest”. Since his first son is named after him, and he is “KING”, the greatest would be fitting.

@ Caff, stop playing, you know you like it.

Wow @ Meat, you’re scared of a woman nuttin on you??? You’re confirming what I’ve suspected all along.

Why Lovely…I never! Tisk Tisk Tisk! Y’all gotta stop watching Def Jam Comedy and come on back to reality! I mean, what if you were really horny one night and as soon as I (meaning the man) put my mouth down there and you (meaning the woman) “splashed” full discharge all over my beard, up my nose and cut off my breathing?

Are you gonna do RSP and recitate me? No…I didn’t think so, because you’d be thinking, “damn, I gotta get my own “secrete” on my face just to save this niggas life! I’d be a dead man!

And, what if you have one of those hard pelvis thrust like I imagine you do sometimes, and you snap my damn neck?? How are you gonna explain that ish to the paramedics and police? “You see officer, he was holding the ladder for me when I fell and landed on his face”! “He broke my fall and my water must have broken”! Are you expecting? “Well, I think so, cause there was a lot of ish gushing up his nose”!! **officer pulls out handcuffs and says “you have a right to remain silent”! lol!

But, all jokes aside, you’ll never find a real brother to go there! Why would he? That ain’t big pimping! And, to answer your question…the answer is…how do I put this…okay, I would never expect my woman to put the lips that I kiss every morning and night…to put those lips anywhere that she is not capable of putting them without looking into my eyes at the same time! Now, if you can do all that, you got “big things poppin”! Sistas need to get back to the basics!

Congratulations to Lebron and “Gluteus Maximus”! What a blessing! Now, hurry up and get married like Tony and Eva!

Yea, i liked Keyshia’s show, it was real entertaining.

LMAOOOOO I’m too through with you Meat! Okay imma let you continue on living in your lil fantasy world Meat or should I call you Chin Checkin Hos? Yeah I saw that yesterday umm hmmm. And ummm what brotha dont like head? *looking at you crazy with my 3rd face*

LMAOOOOOO@MIKA, HE TALKS 2 FUKEN MUCH, SOMEONE NEEDS TO SIT ON HIS FACE AND SHUT HIM UP! AND IS HE EVEN BLACK? WHY IS HE COMMENTING ON WHAT BROTHAZ WILL DO? I KNOW TRUE HOOD NI99AZ TO PROFESSIONAL BUSINESS MEN WHO LOVE TO EAT PUSSY AND AINT AFRAID TO SAY SO! IF DAT IS NOT YA THANG, DONT TRY N KNOCK PPL WHO DO IT….

Mika, I just don’t want a lot of foreign matter going up my nose! Why can’t we (meaning the man and woman) just stick to the traditional positions and call it a day? I (meaning the man) promise to make it a thrill that you (meaning the woman) never forget!

I agree with Caff…you, Lovely and etmebodied be expecting the man to put in too much! Let’s (meaning the man and woman) just hit it and quit it! Why y’all try to be all exotic and ish? We’re from Africa, not Britian or China!

Let the foreigners do that “lip to lip” ish while we stick to doing it the good old fashion way…like the word says about the missionary positions! Flesh of my flesh and bone of my bone! My tongue ain’t no bone! lol!

And to you Ms. etmebodied, can you look me straight in the eyes and honestly say that you prefer two tiny inches over a whole meter? I didn’t think so!!!

MEAT IS CHIN CHECKIN HOES?, LMAOOOOOOOOOO, WHAT A FUKING LOSER LIKE I SAID…….

Candi iono if he is but he got busted for it yesterday. Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm

Meat, you sound very boring. Traditional positions???
Missionary??? No head??? I KNOW you’ve been cheated on.

Considering that the lady in the AKON post is a minor, it is probably adviseable to remove the picture of her nipple!

Akon seriously needs to hang it up. He doesn’t need to be recording a song apologizing for that “dry humping” incident, he needs to be recording some new material because his last album was weak as hell and I’m still upset I wasted my $14.99 and some change on it. *mad*

Love Will and Jada. Their like the black celebrity royalty power couple.

96. getmebodied said: :…HE TALKS 2 FUKEN MUCH, SOMEONE NEEDS TO SIT ON HIS FACE AND SHUT HIM UP!”

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Actually, I’m a very quiet person! And yes, I’m black, but I think I have some Native American in me! I’m seeking some of that Government restitution money…for we Indians were here first!

Now, back in the day, our forefathers would never dream of you (meaning the woman) sitting on my (meaning the man’s) face! It was unheard of! Haven’t you ever heard of “Sitting Bull”? That was my great-great-great-great Grandpappy!

But, I will say that you, Mika and Lovely are putting up a good argument! If my constitution wasn’t so strong, I would be willing to let one or all of you teach me (meaning the man) just how its done! But, I randomized!

Besides, isn’t that sort of think against the law in most States?

Missionary only? Oh hells naw Meat. I know you lyin. Umm you a virgin right? LOL

HIGH FIVES TO MY GIRLS!!!! GETMEBODIED & MIKA!!!!! LOL

@91 ALL I know is I have a flat iron by Maximus! And It works “Greatly” LOL I guess I get it though! Thanks.. :p

HAHAHAHAHA LOVELY, YEAH DATS HIS AZZ FAKIN LIKE HE WAS A GYRL AND MEAT, I BET U YA GYRL IS FAKING ( I’VE BEEN HER) SOME WOMEN WILL STILL STAY WITH U EVEN IF U NOT PUTTIN IT DOWN RIGHT (I BEEN HER) OR CHEATING, SHE IS SETTLING FOR WAYYYYY LESS, YA AZZ IS NOT SPONTANEOUS AT ALL, KEEPIN IT KINKY WORKS, SO TAKE YA BORING, LAZY, OUT OF ORDER AZZ ON…..

@84 ha, I heard of that flat iron. It’s like excellent, better than a Chi iron.

Meat, yo are an asshole for that comment. That wasn’t even called for

Love Keyshia and can’t wait for the new season. “Let It Go” is blasting on my ipod right now

Love Will and Jada…I’d be the same way if I was married. It’s cute when u can’t keep your hands off each other.

Akon…boo, fool!

@ 106 I have been her too and I will never be her again *lol*

Hmmm Meat so you don’t deny you were CCH? SMDH

I’m done commenting about Akon, Keyshia Cole is so talented and as for Will…he knows we belong together

LOOK AT THAT PIC OF AKON AND THAT GIRL… HER BREAST IS HANGIN OUT!!!

Mika, how could two people who are really in love, ever get bored with the traditional missionary position? See, you’ve gotten use to all the erotic/exotic ish, and now you can’t just go to bed and hold each other tight while looking in each others eyes! I bet you don’t enjoy cheap wine or government cheese anymore either! And to think, there was a time when you and Lovely would kill for one of those grilled cheese sandwiches and a sip of rock gut!

What are we teaching the kids? I only want to see you (meaning the woman) on top, or me (meaning the man)on the bottom! I don’t wanna be staring down there like the OD/GYM on check-up day!

How did we get on the subject of eating pussy anyhow? Oh yeah, Will is reminding Jada how he did it last night! Why is she blushing and all a glow?? There must be something to this ish, but I know it can’t be good for the neck, nostralls or diet!

Y’all are amazing! This must explain how Robin Thicke landed a sista like Paula Patton! hmmmm! Lovely, please put your avatar back up!

MSLOVELY…I’m not going to say he “needs” to apologize, but if you are going to do so don’t make excuses or else it won’t go away(the girl shouldn’t have been there…she was under age …etc).

LASHONDA…Thank you. If anyone is going to say those things it should be Jada and that is a big “if”. I like to keep my private life private. I can’t understand why these two feel the need to put their personal business out on the street. Are these two compensating for something?

FRUITY PABLO…There is nothing sexy about Akon. Ugh.

MIKA…Most men love eating pussy? Not the ones I meet.

MEAT…Agreed. Something is up on the home front with Will and Jada. Plus, you are killing me with that pussy eating essay you wrote. LMAO. I especially like the line “hard pelvis thrust”. That one is a classic.

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Meat, you sound very boring. Traditional positions???
Missionary??? No head???
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Definition of a Cake Daddy!

A lot of you on CL are makin me laugh! I see that a lot of our people are getting fed up with these non talented people like Akon. I can’t stand his annoying black ass! He can’t sing and he’s just a disgrace to the music industry. That song is lame. I guess it wasn’t his fault that the girl lied about her age, but from what I heard, he was treating her like an animal and that’s not how your treat any woman.

Wow you really can see that girl’s nipple poppin out. WHORE! She needs her ass whooped.

Will & Jada, so what? It’s good they’re still together but giving out all that personal info is so damn corny and TMI (too much information)

Keyshia Cole, she’s iight at times but other times she’s too damn ghetto and rude. There are people from the hood/projects who don’t act like that. I don’t know if I’ll watch the second season.

92. mika… said
Wow @ Meat, you’re scared of a woman nuttin on you??? You’re confirming what I’ve suspected all along.

LMAOO GOTTA LOVE MIKA

BUT WHY DONT WE MOVE ALL THIS CHATTING INTO THE ROOM?? YALL BITCHED AND BITCHED FOR A MONTH DAMN!

MEAT U SHOULD FEEL RIGHT AT HOME NOW THAT THE ROOM IS OPEN NO U CAN CHIN CHECK ALL THE HOES U WANT…

107. Cherishme said: “…Meat, yo are an asshole for that comment. That wasn’t even called for”

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What? What did I say! I’m just speaking for the brothers! Y’all (meaning you women) are asking for too much, if you expect me (meaning the man) to go down to the dirty south on Southwest airlines! Let’s just kiss, cuddle and hug!

Y’all take all the fun out of a booty-call with those high expectations! I hope Akon didn’t put his mouth down there on that 14 month year-old’s crotch! If so, she’s a brass pole candidate!

@ 24

I agree on the “TOO HOOD”! OMG! Miss me PLEASE!

Will & Jada - OMG! No words can even describe. I just know that I would want my husband to be just as attentive to me as I see with this BLACK Power couple!

Will, Will, Will!

im mad u can see that lil girls nipple that Akon is holding

@107 It is the best! They used to sell it only on line for 100 plus S&H But I got one for my daughter at Bed, Bath and Beyond for 90. When she is on the road playing basketball she can take care of her hair without breaking it. I also use it for my son before he gets his braids!

Im tired of Akon !
Will and Jada are swingers so I would expect this type of shit from them.

I liked keyshia’s show it was believable …b/c some of these other “black”reality shows out today I have to question are the characters being themselves!

FYI all men eat pussy!!! If you haven’t you will!

Lovely and Bashy, I don’t know all the chatroom slang words! What does CCH mean! I’m willing to try anything once, but brothas usually draw the line at oral consumption! Chin Checkin Hoes??? If CCH is anything violent or likely to cut off my breathing, count me out! I’m a gentleman, Lovely!

Y’all seem to forget, there are still some pure and untarnished people in this world…like me, Obama and that fine gentleman…ahhh, Mr. Caff! We represent everythings that good about this country and the world!

And Lovely, the mere thought of you putting your lips down there on me (meaning my jimmie) repulses me! I would never allow such! Your lips were made for kissing! You, Mika, Nikki, Cherishme, getmebodied, What??? and Bashy would have to hold me down and tie me up before I’d let you (meaning all of you at once) do that to me!

Who n da hell is Cheri Dennis.

Will and Jada is the most fantastic black couple for the millenium. They keep there relationship fresh and I can see them growing old together.

Keyshia Cole I luv u girl. Cant wait for that reality show cuz I kno it will be fire.

LMAO

Damn, I left to do some work and missed out on some good stuff I see. LOL

I cosign with Mika, Lovely, Candi, Tammy and the rest of us who know that all men go down. I’ve never met one who didnt.

MEATLOAF WIL NOT TAKE MY SHINE HONEY. IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM IS HE CCH. BTW WHERE IS WHOOPI ????????????

Sorry Tammy, brothas don’t be going down South! When I lived in Germany, I learned that most white dudes have to go there to keep their women or they drive a big car! Brothas be puttin it down “Grizzly Bear” slangin like a mofo!

Why would a white woman want a broke-ass brother when she can get a white dude with money who willing to service her? I’ll tell you why…she know the brother’s gonna be slangin it like King Kong! They don’t come after us for the tongue like Will sticking his out on Jada’s cheek!

Can someone please tell me what CCH is?

HE’S DEFINATELY “DIFFERENT”……..

@ Meat

Ask around and see how many dudes perform oral, it may shock you. It’s common LOL

Try to keep it clean

Meat it’s good to see that your still on CL talking your craziness again!! LOL…awwwhhh no religious posts today? LMAO…

But seriously, I don’t about the whole brothas not liking to go down theory, I think it’s all a matter of location. Like lots of brothas down South (GA, Ala, etc., ) might like to perform oral sex…I dunno…but this thread is funny as HELL!!!

Meat ,you do eat pussy stop lying! Dont try to front like you dont want head. You’ll be the first negro tearing the sheets off the bed when you get some good head! I cant convince you of something you already know. But, if your not eating you must be sucking. So which one are you doing??

Ahhhhhhhhhh Lawwwwd…not you too Jewel13?? You were my last hope!! I had lost everyone except you and MizzLizz! Y’all were my last two women of honor!! Damn!! Aren’t you afraid that I (meaning the man) will see all of your (meaning the woman) essence, ebony and jet down there?

**roll up a newspaper and fan under Jewel13’s skirt! Lawd, it ain’t no telling what might drop out of that think! eewwww! Its a scary thought!

FIRST OF ALL CHERI NEEDS TO SHAVE THAT TOP LIP SHE LOOKS LIKE A DUDE, NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. WILL MAY BE GOOD IN BED BUT JADA STILL PREFERS WOMEN LOLOLOLOLOL KEISHA HURRY UP GURRRRRL WIFF DAT CD. AKON = ASSHOLE

Y’All CRAZY!!! I am at work and hoping nobody is monitoring!!!!!!! See That is why Will And Jada said that…To get people talking! lolol

MEAT-
U CAN’T TELL ME U AINT A LIL FRUITY!
I CAN HEAR U TALKIN AND SEE U SNAPPIN YA FINGERS NOW!

Why Tammy….I never!

@130, how can you keep something clean that made for discharge? And, I would look like a fool asking my Pastor or the deacons if they eat! However, we use to have a Deacon Eatmore, and I always wondered about him and Sis. Soapstick!

Naw, I’ll pass on the research!

131. Tiara said: “…Meat it’s good to see that your still on CL talking your craziness again!! LOL…awwwhhh no religious posts today? LMAO…”

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I’m still standing on the promises! And, I know that man can not live by bread alone!! But, all this talk about oral consumption is disturbing! I’m sure a nice girl like you Tiara would never indulge such a request or offer! That’s my girl! Stay strong, my sista!

If they(bigbrother at work) are looking I will just blame it on the paint smell! I am getting a new office. My doctor like oil based paint and this crap is STRONG!!! making a sista high!

STOP IT CANDI!!! LOL!!

LMAOOOOO Meat ur gonna get me fired!! Okay okay Imma let it go its wateva anyway since I’m blocked from the chat here at work. Pure and untarnished my azz weren’t you talkin about rubbin booty holes a while back?

number 62 good thoeory about cheri dennis here’s my opinion puff has fucked every artist on bad boy rookies who wanna get in the gaME SHOULD AVOID puffy at all costs look how he did da band and left shyne’s ass to hang. 112 left the label and had to file a restrainibng order against puff. mase .left, faith left, total disbnanded, whwere the hell is carl thomas? dream, and b5 puff is a crook he sold his soul to the devil long ago every artist he’s been associated with either died went to jail or went bankrupt. cheri was never promoted true I don’t remember her song her cd came and went fast I agree cassie does suck. cheri should lerave bad boy her going to jail makes her look bad.

can’t hate keyshia.

will and jada freeaks oh well that’s them lots of people dis cuss their sexlives on tv these days.

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LOL! That was funny as hell. He is not appealing…is he related to Flavor Flav or Seal by any chance? LOL

Meat, hun, I would appreciate if you wouldn’t mention my name in conversations about cocchie teating. LOL.

Ohhh Lovely, you so nasty! That was because someones wife was coming to bed after dry wiping! He was tired of the $#!TTY smell and I just gave him a little experiment to try on her!

I’m glad you can’t get in that chatroom, Lovely! I don’t want you to get anymore tarnished! You are a beautiful woman, but somewher along the way you got off the horse and decided to walk! Get back on yo horse, girl! I need you…a voice of wisdom! The others will listen to you! I talk till I’m blue in the face and WTH, they just keep on doing the same damn things!

If you ever get fired, you can come and work for me! Name your price! I can use someone with your PR skills in my orginization! Are you anywhere near the Los Angeles area?? I also have offices in Flordia, Texas and B-more!

What is Chin-Checkin?

I love Will and Jada, but goodness, i don’t understand why they are constantly bragging about their sex life. It’s like they are advertising for people to come try them or something…a little weird.

I like Keyshia Cole, but i watched the series only once or twice last season; it was kindda boring.

Cheri Dennis is the perfect example of why women shouldn’t get tats on their breasts.

MEAT WTF IS WRONG WIT YA GIRL, CUZ IF HER SHYT IS CONSTANTLY ON DISCHARGE, SHE HAS A SERIOUS PROBLEM, I KEEP MY PUCCY CLEAN!

Ops! I thought you were in the chatroom, MizzLizz! You weren’t suppose to read all that ish! You are one of the ones I admire!

What is cocchie teating? I’m learning all the slang today!

Sorry!

Coochie eating* excuse the typos. I’m at work so you know… lol.

Why don’t ya’ll have these convos in the chatroom?! That’s what it’s there for. =]

Meat, I have been watchin u lie all day! Where in Florida?

LMAO @ Candi & Lovely.

Meat (133) I bet you are scared of what’s under my skirt. I’m quite sure you couldn’t handle it, you crazy, one position screwing muhfucka. Stick to rubbin booty holes, damn ROOKIE.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SOO POPULAR!! SUPERSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

MY NAME DONT STOP GETTIGN CALLED IN THESE POSTS MAN I SHOUL;VE INVESTED SOME STOCK IN CL!!!

AND TRUST MEAT I WOULDNT EVEN TOUCH YOU NEVRMIND TRYING TO TIE YOU UP, YOU DONT WANT ANY OF US, WE ARE THE WRONG SEX FOR YOU BOOBOO