Forget everywhere else, it looks like the Beckham party was the place to be last night. Stars came out in droves to welcome the Soccer star and his family to L.A. The Beckhams (David & Victoria) arrived with Tom Cruise, accompanied by his wife, Katie Holmes, and Will Smith, with his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith. Lots of flicks after the jump!
Oh..how did i forget about Black Tye…and Phifer. They give new meaning to term chocolate gum drop. Why are my people blessed with such incredible smile? is that why they want to keep us from smiling?
And serena, my amazon queen, how can i forget you. Wow!!! that’s all i can say.
By the way, who is Becham’s tailor. With all that money, you should hire a new taylor, the leg of your pants is too tight around the ankle. If your clothes are any indication of your attitude, you are too uptight. Loosing up, relax. You are the new KIng of White American Celebrity. Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt have been over exposed and saturated. Now, it’s your turn.
Victoria Becham i must commend you on your tanning salon. Wow!!! Your skin looks spotless, gorgeous almost. if only you could bottle this, i bet you wish you didn’t have to spend hours in a UV booth to get your skin that beautiful. But, i thank you for your gesture nonetheless. i thank you for reafirming how beatiful that golden brown complexion is.
Rhianna, take que from Victoria. Baby girl, you need a tan.
@ steve wonder…
only if yout could see that beautiful golden brown honey that’s on your arms. i bet you would give almost anything just to see her once. I know, we take our beauty for granted…but if only you could witness her in full light.
I Victoria Beckum black? when she first came out, her nose was wider, and she had so black characteristics.. I Think, she’s trying to pass…
every white actress seem like they have an eating disorder. i saw a pic of Victoria, her back is so flat, it looks un-natural. Nothing black about her, but that expensive tan.
why were there so many black folks at this event? the beckhams are probably scared now
What’s the big deal about these two, and why are they getting so much attention???
almost everyone looks good, with the exception of lil’kim, lookin HAM. wow @ eva pigford’s tan, she’s really bronzed out!
Lil Kim Look Like A Broken Can Of Biscuit.
Serena William Look Like The Space Shuttle Left Without Her.
Everyboby Else Looked Fly.
@#18 – HONEYLOVE86 Arsewipes like you seem to forget black people tan too feckin eeejit…. I can range from buttermilk to toasty brown depending on how much time i’ve spent in or out of the sun…. shakes my head at the sheer stupidity….
and @#24 ANGEL_MINDED = dumbfuck
SLAVE mentality, thats how black americans stay in your bubble and if it ain’t about black you don’t need to mind it… *EYES SERIOUSLY ROLLS* stay in your fucking little black bubble and never expand or expose your mind to anything else… STAY defined by your limits of what “BLACK” means, the rest of us who have left the plantation behind will throw you a bone every now and again but wont visit seeing as you so choose to stay ENSLAVED.
Why the fuck david beckham gets this much attention, i’mma huge soccer fan and i can tell that even in his prime he wasn’t one of the world’s top 10 best players, if y’all wanna the ”GREAT” soccer players are Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Zidane, C.Ronaldo,Thierry Henry y’all check them out on youtube (if u don’t know soccer) Beckham is totally overrated and Americans act like he’s the second coming, i give this lil buzz he got two months to die down, before new fans oblivious to soccer start seeing his true colores, don’t get me wrong dude is an effective player,but he’s only in the spotlight for his celebrity lifestyle, but he is nowhere near the best.Real soccer players view the American league as being inferior, if beckham was still relevantin Europe he would never come here
@131 WTF you know about football??? stfu and go twiddle with yourself
@132 tell me what the fuck u know about football, i”ve watching since i was fucking 5, i”m haitian and that shit is our national sport u stupid cunt, tell me how many players u know, dumb ho
Vivica looks ghastly.
vIVICA LOOKS SO LONELY…..AWWW VH-1 NEED TO COLLABORATE WITH HER PEOPLE ABOUT A REALITY SHOW FEATURING MEN WHO WOULD BE INTERESTED IN DATING HER. SHE BEEN ALONE FOR A WHILE NOW.
SERENA IS TURNING INTO A SEX SYMBOL. SHE UPGRADED BIG TIME!!
WILL & JADA ARE LIKE THE CUTEST HOLLYWOOD COUPLE EVER.!!!
mEKHI’S GIRL IS WRONG FOR WEARING THAT TIGHT ASS MINI DRESS OVER THAT BULGING STOMACH. IF SHE IS PREGNANT SHE NEEDS TO PRESENT HERSELF IN ANOTHER LIGHT. SHE KINDA RESEMBLES LEILENE FROM CHARM SCHOOL THOUGH.
EVA IS BEYOND BEAUTIFUL.
VIVICA LOOKS SO LONELY, AWWW. VH-1 NEEDS TO COLLABORATE WITH HER MANAGEMENT AND FEATURE A REALITY SHOW STARRING MEN WHO ARE INTERESTED IN DATING HER. SHE BEEN ALONE FOR A WHILE NOW. (since 50 right??)
SERENA IS TURNING INTO A SEX SYMBOL. SHE LOOKS FEMININE AND SEXY GLAM IN THAT PIC, AND SHE KNOWS IT. I AIN’T MAD!!
WILL AND JADA ARE THE CUTEST HOLLYWOOD COUPLE EVER!!! JUST ADORABLE.
EVA LOOKS FABULOUS!! BEYOND BEAUTY.
Well actually i’m British its kind’ve our national sport too, but kind’ve on a much greater scale than your simple ass country….. not dissing Haiti but what the fuck you gonna tell Britain about football?? we live and breathe it here so get a fucking clue.
C*nt…hmmm nice word….
that twiddling remark must’ve really burnt you…. can’t have too much to twiddle with right???? too bad
i agree with my haitian brother.. i too was raised, watching futbol. My dad played fo his national team in the 70s.
I don’t give a fuck if you are British, that doesn’t mean you automatically know everything about futbol. Judging from you fucking comments, your ignorance speaks loudly.
At his prime, Becham wasn’t even the 10th best player in the world. Like my haitian brother said, Becham is effective, but he can’t dominate a fucking game like the other stars my haitain brother mentioned.
As of now, Becham couldn’t even play for his national team. He is washed up. The only reason he is in the MLS league is because no other league wanted him.
Dumbfuck
And it always amazes me that America can pay a white male athelete these absurd amount of money…yet, if it was a black athlete, the white media would have been talking all type of shit, like: “is he worth all that money?”
You want to get white men angry? Pay a black athlete an absurd amount of money. They will turn pink with fury. These fucks are pathetic. They hide under the disguise of wanting to do what’s right, but these fucks only want everything for themselves.
@ Dats_da_fucking_lie
You used condom, I only brought up the fact that i am British because he assumed I was american and was displaying his little Hatian credentials that made him the oracle of football, what the hell in the world scheme of things does Haitis know about fucking F O O T B A L L over the British??
Fact – Real Madrid do not hire suckers….
but when he’s putting players up there like Christian Ronaldo when he couldn’t even kiss Beckham’s left testicle is laughable. and if you wanna be talking about who the great players ARE you can no longer mention Zidane, and even as a Gooner who loved Henry, he doesn’t bring it anymore….. they WERE indeed great players but if you’re gonna talk like you fucking know at least KNOW…. next you’ll be fucking telling me Pele is still a playing for fucking Acrington Stanley..
David Beckham is a great ambassador for football in general…. it only pisses me off that he’s gone over there calling it Soccer for the fuckwits that wouldn’t have a clue what he was talking about otherwise… and Beckham isn’t the brightest but when even he has to dumb down to be understood it makes you wonder wtf about you lot!!
Anyway I’m tired of you, you’ve countless times in other posts proved your status as a discarded tampon….. yawn fuck off
um and Beckham does indeed again play for England
WHOLLY HELL A PARTY FOR THE BECKHAMS REALLY NOT EXCITED !!!!
I KNOW ONE THING SERENA IS LOOKING FIERCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVEL SHOTS OF EVERYONE .
chantelle Fuck u and ur whore mother for calling Haiti a simple ass country, wtf u know about haiti , its the first black nation to be independant u act like ur a real ”brit” let’s see ur black assin the British parlement, ur porbabably british of jamaican descent just like i’m an American of Haitian descentu fucking cunt, fuck u again for dissin haiti why don’t u go back to Brixton and smoke ganga with ur rastafarian fucka ,u fucking cum bucket, waste of human space. u lucky u didn’t say that shit in front of me i would go Ike Turner on ya ass. stupid ho ,fuck u lil slut. I’ was born here but at least i claim my heritage, u act like Tony and the Queen view u as a real Brit,don’t lose ur green card .
Chantelle u probably came to America to taste freedom as a black person, i’ve been to England and for my American brothers and sisters we got it better here. Bitch i know way more about soccer than u. obviously Haiti is not on the same level as England soccer , cuz England is a way bigger and powerful country dumb asss o u can’t compare the two , but y’all got a bullshit team , for all those ”Superstars” like got u guys have been underachieving since 1966,oh my God u done the worst shit coming at the Country that my family came from, word to my mother i would put my foot up ya ass and smack that fucking accent out ur mouth ,i ain’t even gonna call u btich cuz a female dog has more value than u
to arsewipe Philly
I have never denied my parents are from the West Indies or denied my Barbadian heritage, I’m first generation British as you are first generation American, I am not living in the States, this is the internet,,, otherwise know as the WORLD WIDE WEB, I actually stated if your ignorant ass cannot read, that i was not dissing Haiti, my American family are actually married to Haitians, you I’m afraid are a sorry ambassador for your country..
Um we actually have Black Ministers of Parliament in both the House of Commons and also the House of Lords,, and like all black americans do not coon like Flavour Flav, not all Black Brits live in Brixton nor do they smoke ganja.
You actually proved my point, I didn’t bring up the fact that i was British and therefore raised with football all around me until you acted like you was educating all the americans and knew better than everybody because you were Haitian… so yes you proved what i was saying, Britain does indeed have a richer footballing history than Britain..
And I think you need to actually look to France and America for all the shit that’s happened to your country, France Haiti was the first West Indian country to gain Independence from their colonial power over 100 years ago, for that Independence you had to pay France reparations for years, which was subsequently one of the reasons your country is in the state of poverty it is in today… America, then has since then added to the dire situation your country is in by destabilising your governments…..
Come to America for my freedom, bitch, the bullshit you spewed and so much more i read on this site and others, makes me glad my branch of family ended up in Britain instead of the States…. glad glad glad… Katrina couldnt’ happen in Britain…. You’re quick to shout for America what the fuck has uncle Sam ever done for you, when your prisons are big business making bucks off of the blacks they imprison. The armies over here wouldnt’ dare come into our black communities to recruit as we’d laugh in their face, but over there they’re recruiting black soldiers to send over to Iraq to die because young black lives are expendable….. Your country’s so rich, where’s all the money they spending on black schools, or black areas?? we have our problems too, but get off the plantation with your fucking ignorance
Yes the England team is piss poor, but as you know sooo sooo much about football you would realise this has been due to managers, going for quick glory and importing players rather than using the money available to invest in younger players… Yes it is cringeworthy that England keeps harping back to 1966, but there you go, everyone has there problems..
Anyway I’m not going to insult you any further as it is obvious you’ve been brainwashed by Old Uncle Sam and I’m sure you have to go back to shucking and jiving for him and shining his shoes,,, but really you are a GREAT ambassador for both your countries…. really you are. You insulted my mother, very big and very clever, i’m sure you feel like a much bigger man, I’m sure your mother is proud, fortunately, seeing as you are of little importance in the grand scheme of things, I’m sure it wont bother mine much…. I’m sorry your mother didn’t love you enough or give you enough hugs…. maybe she preferred your other brothers and sisters, I think its time to let it go though
Please Kimberly Jones. Now you know gotdamn well that when you look in the mirror on a daily basis, you cannot like what you see! Now I am not knocking you for getting plastic surgery, but why so much? Are you not proud of the face the good Lord gave you?? Cause you surley cannot not be content with the way that face of yours looks…………………….this shit is pissing me off!!
LIFE..
@chantelle u shouldn’t have called Haiiti a ”’sorry ass country” and if America is so bad why the fuck do live here.
You come off very arrogant and ignorant. Becham is a great embassador for futbol? Are you fucking kidding me? Christian Ronaldo couldn’t carry Becham’s jock strap? Are you fucking kidding me?
Becham reach superstar status not on talent but on some superficial shit like his looks. Give me a fucking break. If becham was butt ugly or even the same color like Henry, he wouldn’t get half the press. Give me a fucking break.
Again, I don’t give a fuck if you daddy was the Queen of England footstool, it doesn’t mean you know about futbol. And judging from your statement you fucking don’t. Becham is shit. In his prime, he wasn’t all that good.
The only thing keeping Becham in the game is his celebrity status. I give you 6 months until all the rave about Becham subside. He is average at best.
Fuck England. You live in a country where blacks are treated worst than fucking dogs. And you bragging about England?
Shit, give me America any day over fucking England.
dats da trutrh speaks the truth
And if Becham does shine in MLS it is because he is playing with sub-par talent. In the English, Italian or Spanish League he would be riding the bench.
Dats ur right on point,son. ou plae byen wi brother
ONCE AGAIN THE BRITISH INVASION; I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME THE BECKHAMS TO AMERICA, I LIKE THEM. EVERYONE AT THIS PARTY LOOKS LIKE OOMPA-LOOMPAS, WHY IS EVERYONE SO ORANGE. TAN IS ONE THING BUT LOOKING LIKE A GLASS OF TANG IS ANOTHER. VIVICA LOOK LIKE VANESSA WILLIAMS FROM A DISTANCE. EVA NEEDS TO CHILL WITH THE BRONZER,SHE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE SLAPPED HER IN THE FACE MANY TIMES WITH SOME MAC GOLDEN BRONZE LOOSE POWDER. JADA IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN BUT THAT DRESS MAKES HER LOOK SHORTER. RHIANNA LOOKS ELEGANT, INSTEAD OF LOOKING LIKE A WEST INDIAN CYNDI LAUPER.
LIL KIM ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SHE GETTING READY FOR THE CIRCUS, SHE LOOKS LIKE A FREAK. WHY DOES SHE INSIST ON LOOKING LIKE A SHE AUDITIONING FOR CATS.
Ummm, I actually think Britian is getting a little taste of Katrina as we speak…….careful what you speak into existance.
I Cant count how many times MEKHI PHIFER wore that shirt
I fucking live in America are you fucking crazy I wouldn’t fucking live there… go to your police and see if you’re treated like a human being… do you do any reading?? i mean at all, do you know in your country the prison system is big business in your country helped all the more so by throwing young blacks in prison… your police shoot black people as if they are vermin… Your healthcare systems leave countless old black people without adequate care… I’m not saying Britain is perfect.. but don’t act like America is the land of milk and honey to be black in…
@Chloe yes we are having flooding at the moment, Britain is only a small island with inadequate flood defences, what I meant about Katrina not happening over here is that the ethnic minority communities although in parts are quite concentrated… the government couldnt’ afford to just leave people to die like Bush left so many people to die just because they were poor and black… Britain is not segregated to quite that extent..
How sweet does your country treat you when they go out of the way to insult you, you have a Hispanic guy going into black communities to get them to do Yo Mamma jokes wtf….. is that not insulting to you??? you have BET which is almost as bad as a KKK meeting in the way it represents black people…. yeah your country really loves you……
@Phillydon have you not stopped rimming the arsehole known as Dat’s_the_lie…. aren’t you tired yet?? for someone that knows so much about football I havent heard you say one thing apart from denigrate Beckham and throw out the few names you know of from what you’ve seen on CNN…
kim NEEDS to fire her glam squad!! how can anybody let u out looking like that…or does she do her own makeup? in that case she needs to hire sum peeps to help her out…smiths are black and proud, how many events u see in hollywood that have as many black peeps as white…like that
GOD damn Jada is hunni but she is a goddamn midget cos POSH is actually a midget already
THIS IS THE APRTY of real BALLIN mofos and U DON`T need no gpddam rappers they turn it up to SOURCE wards in a min