MORE TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET CRAZINESS…


R. Kelly – Trapped In the Closet, Part 14

So… I stopped paying attention to the Trapped In the Closet series a long time ago. Seriously, I forget what happens after chapter 5. I have no idea at this point what’s going on in the story, and honestly, I don’t care. So I listened to the song, completely confused, having absolutely no idea about what happened for the past 8 chapters before, and I’m just completely floored at how absolutely insane this entire thing is. Like, what? It just seems like R. Kelly has nothing to do at this point. And then there’s going to be low-budget videos shot for every last one of these? I just want those people that “starred” these videos to know… this is not going to be an excellent resume builder to jump start your acting career…

By the way, if you’re at work or at school, I wouldn’t suggest playing this loudly. It’s very vulgar.


R. Kelly – Trapped In the Closet, Part 15

Whoosh. That’s the sound of this song going completely over my head. R. Kelly is completely off of his rocker. He is really just going on and on. In all honesty, though, I can’t be mad at this musically – he actually arranged the heck out of the beginning of the song, with all the speaking and singing and whatever. I don’t know, I would say that maybe I should go familiarize myself with all the characters and the story. But why? I just don’t care enough. I don’t know how much longer this can go on… or how much more insane and unrealistic it can get.

About BRIAN

your very own personal disco ball.
Posted in NEW MUSIC REVIEW, WTF FILES

55 Responses to MORE TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET CRAZINESS…

  1. Slap-A-ho

    OMG! I feel like my life is complete! lolz Trap in the closet is not meant to be understood. Rkelly was rolling when he thought this wack shit up but part 3 was my SHIT! “Excuse me please but I can explain whats going in here…my name is Chuck and Ive been knowing Rufus bout a year every night creeping around with him its been a living hell sneaking in and out of hotels I said Brother save me the details!” Damn that was my SHIIIT!

  2. Slap-A-ho

    Whoo hoo am #3 too!!!

  3. CoffeeBrown

    Good for you. Anywho, this needs to go on Hotghettomess.com

  4. whatyou'relooking4

    lol @ #4 i know!!!
    WE GOT TO DO BETTER!!!!
    and why the hell did they make eddie murphy’s brother the host out of ALL people?
    smh

  5. whatyou'relooking4

    ^^^referring to the show on BET

  6. Shana

    Maybe R.Kelly should just shut the hell up with this nonsense and go back to his bump and grind days because he’s getting CORNY QUICK!

  7. He should’ve just stopped with the first joint…because that was the best lol.

    All these characters and now R.Kelly dressing up as more than Eddie Murphy…WOMP

  8. Briana_06

    what the hell? why doesn’t r.kelly just try acting in movies like some of the other rappers and singers instead of making this nonsense? he does have a lot of time on his hands.

  9. CoffeeBrown

    It has lost its appeal. In the begining, it was new and innovative, but now, its just trash. @ no. 5, all I can think about when I see Charlie Murphy is that Dave Chapelle skit, lol. Who knew the day would come when I liked him more than Eddie.

  10. i couldn’t even finish this whole song without getting annoyed. r.kelly needs a new project he don’t even sound like he is trying anymore. …………………………..hope his trial goes well i want to know if i can just go to the trial like they did on boondocks (really funny
    adult cartoon show for those who don’t know) episode.

  11. gaydar

    I just wanted to get on the list early.

  12. t-h

    .
    ..

    damn i thought that song would never end
    i think someone needs to beat me for even
    listening to that tripe
    damn SMH that is some HGM

    ..
    .

  13. pd

    shyt i forgot wat happened after 5 too he jus need to let it go it was good while it lasted but itz lik wateva now

  14. Way 2 Brooklyn

    IS THIS FORREAL?????…………….. “R” GO SIT YO ASS DOWN SOME WHERE!

  15. KIK

    hahah u think going all the way to a part 14 is doing the most? tell me why he’s going all the way to a part 22…mmmmhmmm

    http://ifc.com/static/sections/kelly/trapped.html

    they put up the new…episodes or w/e u want to call them one per day….

  16. KIK

    so at least yall can SEE the mess hes talking about…lol and 16 is already up

  17. Rotem

    Am I the only one who is confused about the characters and plot? Too many characters causes confusion, and it is becoming ridiculous…

  18. R Kelly!!!! GIVE DA SHIT UP U OLD ASS, IMMATURE PEDOPHILE!!!! Get yo ass off this same as shit and act like u 40 somethin u aint 20 no more nigga so no more songs about being in the club and infidelity!!!!

  19. Rara

    it literally made me dizzy listening.

    …and u add low-budget acting and graphics.

    a zesty tragedy.

  20. I’ve seen the video of Chapter 14.

    Most of you are right, the first 5 chapters were the best.

    I wanna see what’s going to transpire till the end though, if there is going to be an end.

  21. Miss Lady MZPW

    wanna see the actual videos? http://ifc.com/static/sections/kelly/trapped.html

    yeah, the ish is Crrrrrrrrrazy

  22. Dubb

    I think its great! It’s funny as hell! And I believe that is what it is supposed to be! FUNNY! GET EM Kel’s!!!!

  23. gg boo

    I tried closing my eyes to visualize, but I dozed off.

  24. ms. syndi

    wow, wtf? this is some sh*t lonley children do at home with a tape recorder and keyboard, I know this because I am an only child and I used do this when I was like 9yrs old! Maybe thats why he likes playing with the little girls because they are on the same level.

    Why doesn”t he just go hard at it and make it a theatrical musical and tour different cities? Or write an actual screen play and produce a real film for it?

    On some real ish, he really can do better!

  25. Dame

    Kellz has lost his mind also.

  26. sugarB

    The first 2 or 3 were interesting because they were new but who gives a damn right about now? Perverts aren’t very creative.

  27. hey yall

    why didn’t CL just post the links for the chapeters 13-22 or whatever anyways? they are showing a different episode everyday on the ifc website

  28. I liked when the cigar was knoked out of his mouth. I don’t try to follow the story I just look at him.

  29. I actually like chapter’s 13, 14, and 15. That is the audio along with the videos. They make a lot more sense than the previous chapters…I mean, those were true madness. These new chapters seem more put together and the dialog isn’t as retarded as the previous ones…they actually sound like real conversations.

    http://ifc.com/static/sections/kelly/trapped.html

    Looks like they upload a new chapter every day.

  30. bambam

    Sad case. Maybe the first 2 or 3 were worth a quick look, from a car wreck standpoint, but he just don’t know when to end the joke.

    R., put the camera down and back away sloooowwwwly.

  31. Have Not Thought of a New User Name

    I am a R. kelly fan but he should of stopped at ch.6 cause everything else was wack.

  32. Wow, I actually like what R. Kelly is doing. This never ending story is funny. Some people takes things too seriously. Im pretty sure R. Kelly is not doing this to sell records. You may like it better, by watching the videos and not just listening to the songs.

  33. one tree hill

    r.kelly might as well write a book about all these chapter songs instead of singing them.

  34. Chan-nel

    R-Kelly is the man!!! He should actully turn this into a stage play or a book. That would be off the chain to see. Makes me wonder what the hell is really going on in that brain of his. Is he genius,crazy or did this shit happen to him??? Who in there right mind can sit up and think of soap opra like this?? I cant wait to see what happns next!!

  35. im sorry….i luv it…especially for sumthin to listen 2 at work…
    matter of fact i dont apologize….i luv it!

    i luv r. kelly’s voice…

  36. Pingback: African.Beautiful.Me » Blog Archive » Knowing When….

  37. Bird

    yall gotta see chapter 16, dat nigga r kelly is a fukkin GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. well I am into it it hard to turn my head at this point lol

  39. QUEENFORD

    I’m responding to BRITTANYMO or whoever she is. First of all do you know me? Do you know R. Kelly? Okay you don’t!!!!!! So before you start name calling and acting like an angry child sit down and look at yourself in the mirror. All I was saying was how grown little girls are these days. And yes I did see the sex tape and no I really can’t tell how old that girl is. My sister is 24 yrs old and she look like she’s about 13 or 14 herself. If you thought my comment was ignorant well so be it. That probably means that you couldn’t pull R. Kelly or any other man as a matter of fact. So stop trying to blast people on the blogs, it’s not cute.

  40. Jay "Yo Hero"

    WoW!! This is horrid! ha ha ha!! Whats with the strong gay undertone in #14? And the ho? wow…lmao!! Kathy, Chuck, a waitress’, ‘Twan, etc…ha ha..oh yea’ some “nigg*”..wow..lmao!! I also think Miss Swan from MadTV was in this one too (“Heeeee……Look a like a Man!”)!!!!

    I agree, he should have wrote these instead. He’s….a very ‘interesting’ storyteller. But I did not hear the mention of the 13yrs chic he banged…maybe when the case is ova…who know’s this might just all be a play on his real life….

    DAMN this is long, lol!!!

  41. LikeThatYall

    alright then. how long is this thing gonna go on for? I thought we saw/heard all the chapters two years ago.

  42. Marcus

    I know we are all tired of R. Kelly and his shananigans, but to be honest with you, I was really impressed with the videos that go with the Trapped In The Closet songs. You truly can’t appreciate his wisdom and song writing expereience without seeing the video production for this series. It is truly a mastered piece and will not be appreciated until it’s far too late. I give the Trapped In The Closet series a “Big Thumbs Up” for production and cinematography.

  43. Gabreeal

    As this goes on is gets even better.I love this man he is so talented smart, and sexy.

  44. Gabreeal

    Ain’t nobody got shit on him

  45. aaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Yall late its already 22 chapters already

  46. BrittanySOOOOOflyyyy

    wowzurrr!!!!!!!!! chapters 1-4 was HOTTTTTT!!!!!!! After the white wife i stopped listenin…. i thought he quit after the other ones flopped…but damn…..14!!!!! that is TOOO much 4 me, i stop listenin after 30 seconds

  47. timialynn

    i ain’t even bother to listen to it , why don’t r kelly just go on and get a damn soap special on BET

  48. janea kirkman

    r.kelly you and twan are the best actors in the movie and tell twan i said hi

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

If you comment on this site that means you have read the comment rules

*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>