“DAMN! I thought chris beat yo ass 2 years ago”

LMAO i quit smh but her forehead was extremely huge

This Hoe look like the thing my maid uses to clean my toilets.

LOL He wanted a piece of her red velevt cake….

Ryan is like WTF is up with you HEAD!

Rihanna you go girl.

“…don’t look at her chest …don’t look at her chest …eye contact …eye contact …don’t look at her chest …don’t look at her chest …eye contact …”

*superman voice*

“MUST. NOT. LOOK. CAN’T. RESIST. DON’T. LOOK.”

CL, the photographer just caught his facial expression at a bad moment. This happens to everyone. Anyway, Rihanna looked a hot devil mess! That hair and makeup are awful and she looks so scary. That dress screams desperation. Rihanna, how shallow of you to always want to get attention for your untoned body?

dont look down
dont look down
dont look down
(that’s what he had to repeat over and over to keep from looking at her breast along with everything else)

Ryan: “i’m tryna to stay looking at your face so I won’t get caught eye-googling ur body in hopes to finding a nipple”

BOIIIIIIING!!!!

he is like this hoe! what the f*** is she wearing lol

Whole night was a fail for Riri. Fashion blogs are offended at her toilet tissue when wet look. Thought it was too see through and therefore a fail.

Her performances didn’t save her either. She went from a scathing cat solo to a under water wonder hound.

“Boobies. Boobies scare me.”

ryan: oh sh!t she caught me staring at her nipple rings

dang! how did i miss ur forehead being that big? !

I think he was just mesmerized by her beauty. Oh and didnt want to be caught look at her body parts. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.

Haters never prosper!!

“Don’t look down.. don’t look down…”

Why is Rihanna dressed like a naked Christmas tree?…..whyyyy!!

“Is she serious with that outfit?”

hey! where are you going in that christmas garland ?

“Can I tee pee a house when you’re done with your tissue roll?”

Mann.. If i look down I’ll see all her ciara’s. (Goddies)

A FUCKING MESS, OF A DRESS AND HAIR WHAT A WASTE.SICK OF THIS BITCH AND HER FACE.GO AWAY!

Ryan- “Umm. Did you know we all can see your hinny?”

the naked xmas tree comment was funny! and yes he ryan is most definately gay.lol

this beytch look stupid always tryin to be diff. sit yo azz down cuz i’m tired of lookin at yo undressed azz.