Category Archives: BLIND ITEMS

BLIND ITEM: BALLER-SHOT CALLER

You are a moderately successful black female celebrity who is considered pretty by public and Hollywood standards. You have dated your share of professional ballers but the drama and womanizing became too much. Then, you decided to date outside the industry despite your friends asking, why are you dating civilians?

Over time, that became tiring because you always had to pick up the tab or they became jealous and resentful of your success, especially when fans approached you for an autograph while making them feel invisible. Just before you decided to start dating industry men-again. A new man came into your life. Although he was not in the industry, he had his own stacks and he always picked up the tab. He didn’t even seem bothered by your celebrity and success and he often sent you flowers and bling. You even rolled around in his $100,000 whip.

You considered him the man of your dreams but unbeknownst to you, he was only dating you for status and he lied about his occupation, saying he was a successful import/export dealer. In reality, this man was a big time drug dealer and he wanted to impress his boys by dating a celebrity.

Things were looking up until you were informed that he was a street baller and it was rumored-he was on the DL as well. You became devastated and horrified. After you confronted him and he didn’t deny it, you became heartbroken.

You would later find out that he got turned out in jail during a brief stint and that he’s nicknamed “Omar,” (behind his back), after the gay stickup kid on “The Wire.”

Hint: She’s not a singer.

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BLIND ITEM: SLEAZY BBALLER

On the court, he is one of the best in the game. Off the court, when he has a couple of drinks, he likes to expose his private parts which are allegedly covered in blisters.

He’s also considered a violent drunk. He likes to destroy property and he’s verbally and sometimes physically abusive to those in his inner circle.

This baller is so sleazy, we are getting dual reports that he transmits chlamydia and herpes. He is a walking health epidemic and doesn’t give a damn.

Recently, away from the public and behind closed doors, he’s booking escorts because of their promiscuity, this way, if they ever try to sue him for transmitting one of his STD’s, he has a built in defense: With her background, she may have infected me and she was probably infected by one of her numerous clients.

Despite his wealth and fame, a few escorts won’t see him because after he drinks from his silver flask, he becomes argumentative and violent.

We reported in a prior blind item that a celebrity likes to have sex in the dark because of his under-endowment but this baller is having sex in the dark so women won’t notice his blisters.

Hints: It’s “not” Allen Iverson and you don’t have to be a basketball fan to know who he is.

NOTE: All blind items are written by Myra Panache or her staff. No, we do not know what the answer is – after all it is called a ‘Blind Item’. These items are posted for entertainment purposes. If you do not like blind items, please refrain from commenting on this post – just simply ignore or skip it. If you have anymore questions about Blind Items on CL, please use the form on the contact page. Thank you.

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BLIND ITEM: DOWNLOW-FEMALE CELEBRITY

This black female celebrity is very famous but she continues to make bad choices in regards to her personal life. The pain from her failed romances led her to embark on a very downlow relationship (for two years) with a black actress (who has only appeared in a few films).

This actress seems to be in love with our famous female but the love is not reciprocated. Our female celebrity only uses her (for affection) when a failed romance with a man goes awry.

Sadly, the little known actress has become like a sick puppy around the famous female. Their discreet relationship now resembles that of a domanitrix and slave. She jumps at her commands and she does all the house work and cooking. She’s become a flunky and lackey.

And, when our famous female gets tired of her, she kicks her to the curb without warning and tells her not call. Then, like clockwork, when our famous female has another failed romance, she lets the actress back into her life.

Our famous female is so desperate to find a husband, she attends all the industry events with the big hollywood players and all the sporting events. Despite her good looks, many of these men date interracially exclusively and this leaves her out in the cold. When a man does hook up with her, the relationship always seems to end after a few months.

Hints: It’s “not” Gabrielle Union, Halle Berry or Beyonce and the little known actress is not known outside of the black community.

NOTE: All blind items are written by Myra Panache or her staff. No, we do not know what the answer is – after all it is called a ‘Blind Item’. These items are posted for entertainment purposes. If you do not like blind items, please refrain from commenting on this post – just simply ignore or skip it. If you have anymore questions about Blind Items on CL, please use the form on the contact page. Thank you.

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BLIND ITEM: BOTTOM MISTRESS

It was rumored that one of Wesley Snipes former non-black girlfriends didn’t have a problem when he had verbal interactions with white females but she often played interference when he spoke to black women, mainly African-American actresses at industry events.

Another non-black female has the same problem regarding her black NBA husband. She openly has a problem when she observes him having a discussion with black females but behind his back she often tells her friends, ‘I never have to worry about him creeping with black women, they don’t hold his attraction.’ This type of attitude makes her feel secure and better about herself. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your man may give the impression to you and the media that he has rarely dated black women and he doesn’t have affairs with them BUT he is currently carrying on an affair with a stunning black woman out of state. He even put her through school and she has a high ranking six-figure position in her hometown. He tells his boys, “she’s my bottom mistress.” He even paraded her around during the All-Star game a few years ago and he openly held her hand in public. It’s rumored that he has her on an allowance (although she doesn’t need it) and in the past he gave her his black AMEX card to go shopping with on her birthday. He also bought her a customized Mercedes and he recently gifted her with Neiman Marcus and Bloomingdale credit cards. Infidelity is wrong but his wife needs to come out of her denial. Hint: You don’t have to be a sports fan to know who the NBA player is.

NOTE: All blind items are written by Myra Panache or her staff. No, we do not know what the answer is – after all it is called a ‘Blind Item’. These items are posted for entertainment purposes. If you do not like blind items, please refrain from commenting on this post – just simply ignore or skip it. If you have anymore questions about Blind Items on CL, please use the form on the contact page. Thank you.

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