Monday, July 9, 2007 |
This hip-hop affiliated man is so full of himself, he thinks he’s god’s gift to the world. He also thinks he’s invincible and can get away with anything he damn well pleases.
He loves publicity and he has swagger and bravado.
Rewind: We reported on a hip-hop call girl in past columns. The walkway to her house resembles a who’s who of the hip-hop elite on the red carpet.
Apparently, our hip-hop man was with her last weekend. Despite our hip-hop man always boasting about his playmaker/lovermaking skills.
The hip-hop call girl reports: “He’s a lousy lover and could barely stay aroused, I would have been better off with a sex gadget.” He was probably impotent because of his large ecstasy intake that night.”
What makes it worst, he was also popping Viagra and still having a hard time.” No pun intended.
He eventually managed a few thrusts, all the time screaming in my ear, “I am the man, I am the King,” I am a hip-hop God,” she adds, “it was really pathetic.”
He even wanted her to have bareback sex (as if he could manage it) with him for more money but she refused.
When he left, he suggested that they have a menage a trois next time, she didn’t answer.
Hint: It’s not T.I.
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Friday, July 6, 2007 |
Rewind: This black female singer is an downlow “veteran” lesbian who fronts with men.
On her European tour, it was rumored that her suite resembled a train station with beautiful women coming at all times of hours, non-stop.
Her womanizing is international.
So much so, that a jilted lover secretly recorded them having sex. The singer was blackmailed and paid a six-figure sum for copies of the tape.
This tidbit appeared in a New York newspaper.
Fast Forward: This same female singer was making eyes at another female singer at a BET after party.
The chemistry from across the room was so intense, that they were soon huddled together in a corner talking sexy.
Later, they hooked up.
What makes this so unusual.
Our “veteran downlow” singer is so bold, she didn’t seem to care that the female singer was in the company of her rapper boyfriend, she still put her mack down and got her prey.
The rapper didn’t seem to care, because he was probably having fantasies of a future three-way.
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Monday, July 2, 2007 |
People are talking about this divorced woman.
All up in the club, trying to act young, doing krump moves on the dance floor, wearing provocative clothing and desperately trying to regain her youth.
She makes a complete spectacle of herself in the clubs.
What makes this even more pathetic, this woman is not in her 20’s or 30’s and she’s trying to make up for lost time due to the restrictions of her former marriage to a Hollywood star.
What few people know, one of the reasons for the divorce, was never publicized:
Ex-hubby got another woman pregnant while refusing to sleep with his then wife for a year.
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Friday, June 29, 2007 |
They say the wife is the last to know. This is the case with a popular black female singer. Not only is her husband cheating with women off the Internet, he’s using her money to lavish them with gifts.
While the singer works like a dog to put food on the table, her loser non-working husband lounges on the computer, posting ads on dating services when he’s not watching Oprah, stretched out, with his feet propped up, clutching the remote in one hand and holding a can of beer with the other hand. He’s real trife.
He’s pimping her big time, she’s his instant cash flow and meal ticket and she doesn’t seem to care despite family members questioning her about his lack of motivation.
He’s so sorry, he can’t even order out or cook for her when she returns home from a local performance. He expects her to cook dinner for him regardless of how draining her performance might have been.
He tells his boys, he hit the lotto. He never expected to be retired from doing anything while still in his 30’s.
Hint: It’s “NOT” Mary J.
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Thursday, June 28, 2007 |
This hip-hop veteran has serious psychological problems. His favorite drug cocktail: Crack, anti-depressants and Vicodin.
These drugs have made him a paranoid, bi-polar acting fool.
We are receiving reports that his money is getting low and he’s freaking out even more, if that’s possible.
Although he’s married, he tells his boys to be on the lookout for his type of woman 24/7 and they don’t have to be cute, just freaky looking.
Reports indicate, sex with him is similar to a act of rape.
He also has more kids outside of his marriage than he has with his wife. His wife doesn’t seem to care.
If this rapper doesn’t eventually get help for his numerous emotional problems, sadly, he may be the next rap fatality.
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Monday, June 25, 2007 |
Rewind: Last year, we reported on men complaining about the lack of personal hygiene issues regarding a very popular female rapper. Apparently, this female hip-hop star has “feminine odor,” problems that she has yet to correct.
Sadly, this isn’t the only problem she has. If any woman in her entourage receives more attention than her from a celebrity or fan, she explodes! The employee will be sacked the following day without explanation.
Rumor has it, she fired an overworked assistant for not being able to get her on “People Magazine’s 50 Most Beautiful List.” She’s so conceited and full of herself, she figured she would be a shoe in.
Despite not having a hit record in more than a few years, this woman has an A-list attitude and thinks she’s God’s Gift To Men despite the fact people still discuss and laugh about her offensive feminine odor behind her back.
Hint: She is very famous and popular in the black community.
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Friday, June 22, 2007 |
This black female celebrity is a singer. During her peak years, she was always attracted to the pretty boys to no avail. Over time, she became unlucky in love.
She continuously tried to use her fame to lure good looking men but they were only interested in one night stands. She became bitter and resentful especially when she saw other women in committed and loving relationships.
On a few occasions, she tried to come on to her friend’s boyfriends behind their back. She hated seeing other happy when she was so miserable.
She turned her anger towards a beautiful aspiring black actress in Hollywood who happened to be involved with someone our singer wanted. She was so resentful, she tried to smear the actress and blackball her, she even had her messy friends making prank calls from blocked numbers.
Finally, she met a man (also famous) who seemed to want her. They married but the fairy tale soon became a nightmare.
This man appears to be easygoing and in love with her but in reality, he is known for sexually harassing women, he was also named in a paternity suit and he loves to have phone sex with hookers.
Our singer is aware of his infidelities and chooses to look the other way because she went through so much to get him.
Her logic: A little piece of a man is better than not having a man at all.
Hints: Her husband is not a rapper, athlete, model or singer and he’s well known within the black community only.
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