Category Archives: BLIND ITEMS

BLIND ITEM: ANOTHER BROKE RAPPER

A few years ago, I was informed that a very popular rapper was bouncing checks and his credit card declined repeatedly. Then his career had a minor upswing and he seemed to bounce back.

But, he bounced back way beyond his means. Due to numerous record company advances-to be deducted from future income and royalties, he purchased a $1 million dollar fleet of exotic sports cars.

He also purchased a mansion and kept a separate bachelor’s pad on the side which he paid $10,000 per month in rent.

Now, since his last album was a flop, he is in serious debt to the record company and now he ‘s discreetly liquidating everything for quick cash.

People-who knew he was fronting are now laughing behind his back because he used to strut around, acting hard, flashing wads of “borrowed cash,” and now he ‘s flat broke.

This man also has a ‘insecure complex’ because he’s been known to pay women to say he is “an excellent well endowed lover.”

Hint: It’s not Ja Rule, Busta or Ray J.

NOTE: All blind items are written by Myra Panache or her staff. No, I do not know what the answer is – after all it is called a ‘Blind Item’. These items are posted for entertainment purposes. Please don’t email me asking for the answer because your email will be promptly deleted.

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BLIND ITEM: GOD’S GIFT TO THE WORLD

This hip-hop affiliated man is so full of himself, he thinks he’s god’s gift to the world. He also thinks he’s invincible and can get away with anything he damn well pleases.

He loves publicity and he has swagger and bravado.

Rewind: We reported on a hip-hop call girl in past columns. The walkway to her house resembles a who’s who of the hip-hop elite on the red carpet.

Apparently, our hip-hop man was with her last weekend. Despite our hip-hop man always boasting about his playmaker/lovermaking skills.

The hip-hop call girl reports: “He’s a lousy lover and could barely stay aroused, I would have been better off with a sex gadget.” He was probably impotent because of his large ecstasy intake that night.”

What makes it worst, he was also popping Viagra and still having a hard time.” No pun intended.

He eventually managed a few thrusts, all the time screaming in my ear, “I am the man, I am the King,” I am a hip-hop God,” she adds, “it was really pathetic.”

He even wanted her to have bareback sex (as if he could manage it) with him for more money but she refused.

When he left, he suggested that they have a menage a trois next time, she didn’t answer.

Hint: It’s not T.I.

NOTE: All blind items are written by Myra Panache or her staff. No, I do not know what the answer is – after all it is called a ‘Blind Item’. These items are posted for entertainment purposes. Please don’t email me asking for the answer because your email will be promptly deleted.

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BLIND ITEM: DOWNLOW VETERAN LESBIAN

Rewind: This black female singer is an downlow “veteran” lesbian who fronts with men.

On her European tour, it was rumored that her suite resembled a train station with beautiful women coming at all times of hours, non-stop.

Her womanizing is international.

So much so, that a jilted lover secretly recorded them having sex. The singer was blackmailed and paid a six-figure sum for copies of the tape.

This tidbit appeared in a New York newspaper.

Fast Forward: This same female singer was making eyes at another female singer at a BET after party.

The chemistry from across the room was so intense, that they were soon huddled together in a corner talking sexy.

Later, they hooked up.

What makes this so unusual.

Our “veteran downlow” singer is so bold, she didn’t seem to care that the female singer was in the company of her rapper boyfriend, she still put her mack down and got her prey.

The rapper didn’t seem to care, because he was probably having fantasies of a future three-way.

NOTE: All blind items are written by Myra Panache or her staff. No, I do not know what the answer is – after all it is called a ‘Blind Item’. These items are posted for entertainment purposes. Please don’t email me asking for the answer because your email will be promptly deleted.

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BLIND ITEM: ACT YOUR AGE!

People are talking about this divorced woman.

All up in the club, trying to act young, doing krump moves on the dance floor, wearing provocative clothing and desperately trying to regain her youth.

She makes a complete spectacle of herself in the clubs.

What makes this even more pathetic, this woman is not in her 20′s or 30′s and she’s trying to make up for lost time due to the restrictions of her former marriage to a Hollywood star.

What few people know, one of the reasons for the divorce, was never publicized:

Ex-hubby got another woman pregnant while refusing to sleep with his then wife for a year.

NOTE: All blind items are written by Myra Panache or her staff. No, I do not know what the answer is – after all it is called a ‘Blind Item’. These items are posted for entertainment purposes. Please don’t email me asking for the answer because your email will be promptly deleted.

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