Category Archives: BLIND ITEMS

BLIND ITEM: RESENTFUL R&B SINGER

Her career started off promising and then she hit a snag.

Behind closed doors, she’s not the goody goody she pretends to be in front of the camera.

She made a sex tape with a ex-boyfriend who is also famous and she’s worried it may end up on the internet, eventually.

During her peak years, she overspent on unnecessary material objects but she had become accustomed to playing the rich big shot in her family.

Now, she’s guarding her money flow.

This black female celebrity has emotional problems away from the limelight, that’s why she can’t keep a man. Currently, she’s undergoing a meltdown due to career failures, stress, etc.

From afar, she continues to resent singers like Beyonce and Rihanna because they have the type of career she desperately wants.

NOTE: All blind items are written by Myra Panache or her staff. No, I do not know what the answer is, after all it is called a Blind Item. These items are posted for entertainment reasons. Please contact Myra if you have any questions. Thank you.

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BLIND ITEM: FOOLISH PRIDE

His credit card constantly declines, he’s always borrowing money from family & friends and he refuses to work a regular job, due to ego.

He has fallen so far down, that he’s a step away from living under a freeway underpass or living in a homeless shelter.

He ‘s finally realized, that his heyday is a distant memory and he can’t lure women the way he use to. In the past, due to his “lover man,” reputation, women would hookup with him, feed him and let him stay as long as he liked because he had name status and they could show him off in front of their family and friends.

But now, substance abuse has affected his sex drive and he doesn’t keep his appearance up and he looks unkempt and women no longer find him appealing. We reported in a blind item last year, that a member of a once popular group was now a gigolo and due to his name status, he was making money but the subject of this blind item can’t even do that because rumors persist regarding his lack of personal hygiene.

It ‘s not below him to sleep on a friend’s kitchen floor with a blanket and pillow.

Like our female celebrity, he refuses to get immediate income by working a regular 9-5 job, despite the fact, he is nearly homeless with no forthcoming royalties or pension. He would rather be broke and starving then to take on a regular job for quick cash and benefits.

NOTE: All blind items are written by Myra Panache or her staff. No, I do not know what the answer is, after all it is called a Blind Item. These items are posted for entertainment reasons. Please contact Myra if you have any questions. Thank you.

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BLIND ITEM: NOT STELLA, AND SHE DIDN’T EVEN GET HER GROOVE BACK

She had to have him, despite ‘gay,’ suspicions from family and friends.

Although he was effeminate, he dated women. This convinced her that he was straight.

She chased him down. Thought he was the prettiest black man she had ever laid eyes on.

Only problem, he was in a relationship with a beautiful black woman but he weighed the options and realized, his “not so secret admirer” could do more for him, career and connection wise.

He dumped his girlfriend and hooked up with her. At first, he was taken aback by her-in your face personality.

But, he tolerated her.

After they became involved, she started complaining to friends that he only got aroused if they had backdoor sex.

She didn’t heed the warning signs and continued to lavish gifts on him.

She married him. During the marriage, he stopped being in denial and finally embraced his homosexuality. Before long, he started applying lip gloss. Despite suspicions, she didn’t leave him.

He steadily kept a eye on her finances, when he was confident that enough was left in her account for a reasonable settlement, he divorced her. He now lives with his boyfriend.

Meanwhile, she is damn near broke and struggling to survive.

Hint: She’s not a author.

NOTE: All blind items are written by Myra Panache or her staff. No, I do not know what the answer is, after all it is called a Blind Item. These items are posted for entertainment reasons. Please contact Myra if you have any questions. Thank you.

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BLIND ITEM: R&B SINGER’S ALBUM IS HORRIBLE

This time the Blind item comes from AOL Blackvoice’s Jawn Murray.

I hear that a listening party for a sexy R&B starlet’s forthcoming album became a pity party after media guests began sharing with the label staff “how bad they thought the music was.” A source tells me that by the time the last song was played, journalists had the same sentiment: “The album sucks!” Could that be the delay in its release?

HINT: It’s not Kelly Rowland

NOTE: These items are posted for entertainment reasons. No, I do not know the answer and I’m pretty sure if someone does they won’t tell you. Thank you.

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