Category Archives: CRACK QUOTES

WTF FILES: WAKA FLACKA FLAME’S INTERVIEW WITH MTV

Rapper Waka Flacka Flame recently interviewed with MTV News earlier this week. The Riverdale, Georgia native talked about his relationship with Gucci Mane and how reading about Niccolò Machiavelli’s mind games helped inspire his latest album, Flockaveli. The rapper then went on to make sure that we all know that he’s ahead of the game:

Like damn, my brain like so – like bro, I’m so sharp. Bro, I could play Scooby on the camera – then they think I’m dumb. I can sell a comic now – then they think I’m (???). So really y’all just playin’ y’all self. Y’all in a ring with y’all self….So I’mma play mind games with them…But bro, I’m so ahead of y’all…That’s for the bloggers(???).

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QUOTE OF THE DAY: POLOW DA DON

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( Photo spotted on Polow’s myspace page )

Even though he has produced major hits for tons of artists, producer Polow Da Don just can’t seem to keep his mouth shut. The rumored “King of All White Girls” has spoke out again about his love of white women. Check what he said in an interview with All Hip Hop:

Just the “King of the White Girls.” I ain’t self proclaimed but I run with it. [Laughs] There was a stage in my life where I went crazy with dating white women. I have nothing against black women, but they’re raised differently. White women are raised to respect and serve their men. Black women are taught to question [their men]. Black women look at submission as being weak. White women look at submission as being a woman. And anyone who has a problem with this statement is ignorant. Just look at the divine order; it goes man, woman, child. [SOURCE]

Talk about a generalization! How about he stick to his day job – making beats!

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THE ROUND UP: ARETHA JOINS JENNY CRAIG; ‘WTF QUOTE’ FROM T-PAIN; USHER STANDS UP FOR HIS WOMAN

ARETHA AND HER MAN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO

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(photo source: Crunk+Disorderly)

Soul legend Aretha Franklin is on a crash diet in a bid to lose weight before her wedding next month. The singer has signed up for that Jenny Craig Diet and is limiting herself to 1,750 calories-a-day in an effort to slim down. Franklin says, “I’m at 1,750 calories a day and I’m starving. “You just have to get used to portions and changing your lifestyle.” The heavyweight diva, who will wed long term boyfriend Willie Wilkerson, Jr. next month, insists she knows the Jenny Craig diet works – because she has seen amazing results in the past.

She tells “Sister 2 Sister magazine,”

“I lost 23 or 24 pounds to begin with, but it’s kind of a strain when you get to 23 or 24 pounds. That’s why I got off of it. “It’s a strain because you’re eating the Jenny Craig-type meals, which are very good. But you can only eat them for so long before you want some barbecue ribs or some pigs feet. “Once you get off that Jenny Craig thing and you start eating what you’ve been eating, it’s all over.”

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ARE THEY ON CRACK QUOTES: R.KELLY EDITION

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Every once in awhile I come across a quote from a celeb and I say, “WTF was he/she smoking??” Check out what R.Kelly said in the recent issue Hip-Hop Soul:

My greatest competition is, well, me . . . I’m the Ali of today. I’m the Marvin Gaye of today. I’m the Bob Marley of today. I’m the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now.

[SOURCE]

I’m sorry, but I’m just wondering why the hell his ass hasn’t been on trial yet.

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