Halle Berry Pregnant?

Well according to MTVE.COM she is. The actress is reportedly expecting her first child together with her boyfriend, actor Michael Ealy. Halle Berry met Ealy after getting out of her marriage to singer and sex addict Eric Benet.

50 Cent shows his soft side

“Amid the point-blank shootings, nude scuffling and desperate partying, the most shocking image in the movie “Get Rich or Die Tryin”’ is the tear that rolls down the cheek of the baddest man in gangsta rap, 50 Cent.” Awwww, get the hell out of here!!! Someone actually wrote a whole article about 50 cent sheding a tear in a movie? They’re reaching for things to talk about now-a-days. I refuse to pay for a ticket to see this movie. I’ll wait until it comes on HBO on-demand or something.

THE CAROLINA TRAMPS

Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were charged after their arrest at a bar where witnesses told police the women had sex in a restroom. The story says they were holding up the line to get into the women’s bathroom, because they were too busy fucking! People just don’t care now-a-days. These sluts just need to stop; and to think they are from NC. *shakes head*

ON THE TUBE TONIGHT

HOUSE // 9pm on FOX

On tonight’s episode: Trust issues between a father and his mysteriously ill son prevent the medical team from getting the information they need to diagnose and treat the illness.

SUPERNATURAL // 9pm on The WB

On tonight episode: Deadly swarms of bees, locusts, spiders and beetles overcome a town when a new housing development is built atop sacred Indian land.

If you want to see both (seeing that they both come on the same time) do what I do, tape one and then watch the other.

Terry Mcmillan vs. Gay ex-husband on OPRAH!

By now you all should have heard about this. Best-selling author Terry Mcmillian found out late last year that her husband was gay. McMillan’s romance with Plummer was the basis for the author’s best-selling novel “How Stella Got Her Groove Back.” The novel chronicled how a middle-aged woman found happiness with a much younger man. ANYWAY, these two are going to be on Oprah on November 9th. THIS IS MUST SEE TV. I’m going to get popcorn and everything. All I know is Star Jones better be taking some notes.

OTHER RANDOM STUFF

- Toccara what the hell are you wearing girl? I love you, but you need to stop. I hope that was for halloween. Not to mention, it looks like you smoked some illegal substance.
- Speaking of illegal substances, Kate Moss looks like pigeon shit. How old is she again? 42? Kate, crack is wack honey.

PRISON BREAK 9pm on FOX

All new episode of Prison Break tonight. This show is pretty fucking brilliant; everyone should watch it. On tonight’s episode, Michael sacrifices Fibonnaci to Philly in order to restore Abruzzi as commander of the prison’s work detail and put the escape plan back on track. I CAN’T WAIT!

THE BOONDOCKS?

I thought the Boondocks was pretty funny last night. What is everyone else smoking? I mean the voices could be a little better, but I got use to them pretty fast.

IN THE HEADLINES…

Life is not always entertaining, on to the serious news…

RIOTS IN FRANCE

After 11 days, the french riots have spread to over 274 cities across France. As of today, there is one confirmed report of fatality due to the unrest. According to sources, the unrest began on October 27th, in the low-income Paris suburb of Clichy-sous-Bois after the deaths of two teenagers of Mauritanian and Tunisian origin (both countries in northern Africa). Moreover, “The youths were accidentally electrocuted as they hid from police in a power substation. They apparently thought they were being chased.” The growing violence is forcing France to confront long-simmering anger in its suburbs, where many Africans and their French-born children live on society’s margins, struggling with high unemployment, racial discrimination and despair. This sounds vaguely similar to some where I know. My mother always said, “people can only take but so much before they snap.”

TORNADOES IN INDIANA & KENTUCKY

While most of us were sleeping in our beds, some Tornadoes killed up to 20+ people in the Midwestern US states of Indiana and Kentucky. This is really sad because it happened at 2am in the morning, while most of the victims were asleep in bed. According to msnbc.com, Indiana officials said the sirens(tornado alarm sirens, to be exact) sounded twice, but many in the mobile home park said they did not hear them.

THE BOONDOCKS // 11PM on adultswim

The series premiere of the popular comic strip “The Boondocks” airs tonight on Adult Swim. You know I’m going to catch that!

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM // 10PM on HBO

A new episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm airs on HBO tonight. Supposedly, Larry is blackmailed into making two wishes come true. I love this show!

GREY’S ANATOMY // 10PM ET on ABC

A new episode of GREY’S ANATOMY airs on ABC tonight. On this episode, Cristina, Izzie and Meredith aggressively pursue the case of Shane, a male patient who seems to have a hysterical pregnancy. Should be a good one. My only dilemma is that it comes on at the same time as Curb Your Enthusiasm. Lucky I have HBOwest (gotta love cable).

HONORABLE MENTIONS

Extreme Makeover: Home Edtion airs at 8/7pm central on ABC.
FAMILY GUY & AMERICAN DAD airs on FOX at 9/8pm central & 9:30/8:30pm central respectively.

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If you didn’t know TVLAND is having a What’s Happening!! marathon. It already started yesterday, but you can catch the rest of the marathon today & tonight.

Now you can’t say you don’t have anything to watch tonight.

IT’S NOT FROSTY

Looks like my favorite rapper’s, favorite rapper is causing a stir with parents and school officials. Those ever popular Snowman t-shirts, which come from drug dealer-turned-rapper Young Jeezy, has anti-drug campaigners and education officials alarmed. They say, “snowmen shirts are part of a sophisticated marketing campaign using coded symbols for drug culture that parents and teachers are not likely to understand.” It’s funny that a twelve year old is schooling these adults on what the snowman symbolizes. “The snowman is made of white, grainy stuff like sugar,” said 12-year-old seventh-grader Mailik Mason, standing next to his mother in a Manhattan store selling the snowman shirts. “It has to do with a certain drug, crack or coke.”

DROP-KICK

This picture has me rolling man. This young fellow is drop-kicking bank windows, just to show how much he hates Bushie. You have to love his creativity! I know I do. Argentinian’s don’t play.

WORK-OUT JANET

Word on the street is that Janet Jackson is on a strict diet and exercise regimen, to get rid of those unwanted pounds. I guess those unflattering paparazzi photos finally got to her. I don’t care what anyone says though, I like the healthy Janet. BUT…

No disrespect, No disrespect.

RANDOM STUFF

I didn’t realize how old Ex-President Jimmy Carter is. He has to be pushing 90 or something.

Why is everyone so suprised about these so-called “secret” C.I.A. Prisons? Even though nations are denying they operate any, we all know something has to be going on behind the scenes. I mean it is the C.I.A! They have to hold those al-Qaida suspects somewhere.

I just read that Jarhead sucked. That makes me mad because the book was so good. I’m still going to go see it myself though; you just can’t trust all these so-called critics!

FUERA BUSH!!

This week hasn’t been too nice to Bushie. I mean as I stated in my previous entry, his approval rating is low as hell & his cabinet stays under heavy scrutiny. But we aren’t the only people who disapprove of him. Today, thousands of protestors hit the streets of the heavily policed Mar del Plata, Argentina resort to march against Bush and his free trade push. Why is this day so special? Well, 34 Heads of State and Government officials from the Americas (U.S., Canada, etc) are meeting for “The 4th Annual Summit of the Americas.” Most protestors were holding signs which read “FUERA BUSH!” According to msnbc.com that means “GET OUT BUSH!”

As usual Bushie isn’t happy about this. Awww, don’t cry.

DAMN MARY!!

Mary looks horrible on the cover of the December issue of Vibe Magazine. Whoever, selected that picture and not any one of these other good shots, should be taken outside and tortured. I mean damn, she must have made someone mad over there in the Vibe offices.

ON THE TUBE

A new episode of Degrassi airs tonight (supposedly, Craig is involved in a love triangle with Manny & Ellie.) & following Degrassi, South of Nowhere premieres (it looks good too). I know I’m not the only one who enjoys watching The-N!!

COKE SUCKS ANYWAY

No more Vanilla Coke in The U.S., I don’t really care though. I’m a Pepsi drinker.

& FINALLY

How come no one told me The Goo Goo Dolls were back. I loved them back in the day.

Now I’m off to celebrate my birthday. Legal style. Whoohoo!!

Looks like you’re hated

Bush’s approval rate has fallen to the lowest level of his presidency. Um, duh? Ya think. I could go on & on about why it’s low, but I don’t want to be typing forever. This isn’t English 101. Anyway, atleast 50 cent has his back. Shit, next thing you know George W. Bush is going to be the newest artist signed to G-Unit. His album would be named Invisible Weapons of Mass Destruction. I predict a hit.

Popcorn Time!

As for movies, could I please get a round of applause? Finally after weeks and weeks of bullshit movies they release the good stuff. Opening today: Chicken Little (which looks hella funny) & Jarhead (which looks hella good). Ever since I saw that Jarhead trailer, I’ve been wanting to see the movie. One thing though, Jamie Foxx you could have said “hoo-rah” better than that. You won an Academy Award for god’s sake!

While we are on the subject of movies, Oliver Stone started production on his untitled 9/11 movie. I personally believe it’s still too early to be trying to make a movie about those horrible events. But it’s hollywood, what do you expect? Anything for a dollar, right?

Guess Who?

Who is the owner of this beautiful stomach? Don’t get me wrong, this lady is beautiful and we all know having kids can fuck up your body. But we don’t want to see that shit. Answer: Pic 1 & Pic 2 (just in case you’re wondering, Jada Pinkett Smith is performing with her band Wicked Wisdom)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

I am finally 21. Also Happy Birthday to: Sean “Diddy” Combs, Walter Cronkite, Ralph “the karate kid” Macchio, Jeff Probst (survivor host), Matthew McConaughey, and just because i’m in a good mood, Laura Bush. I didn’t know I shared the same birthday with that many stars.